GE ACCOUNT give away all entrys must have the Following

A. A picture of a raccon or Weasel anything else will be ignored
B. Must have a joke (must be funny none of htat retardedcrap

LET THEGAMES BEGIN!

heres A.

http://www.sillytown.com/weenies/images/racoon.jpg

B.
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

ahaha funny joke and I'm tired of these account giveaways why cant people just sign up cause 1 hour after I signed up I got an invite so just sign up and dont be lazy

errrr....fear him..
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d55/Luvly_azn_Eyes/163656VbDA_w.jpg



OK.....You know you play too many mmorpgs when.....You call a hooker p2p and your wife f2p.

If you dont get it....you have to pay to have seX with a hooker and its free from your wife o.0.WIFE PLEASE!