Well, I started to type this crap up because I was bored and decided to make a variation of the noob/newb guide *points at siggy* please comment.

The Maple Community
I. The noobs
II. The hackers
III. The people who make you want to jam your head into a vending machine
a. Spammers
b. Idiots
IV. The Onrpg'ers :D

I. The noobs
These Maplers are generally the majority of the Maple Community. They can be found on the "easy" maps of Victoria Island and rarely in other places. The majority of these Maplers are small children and having little education, they adopt "t3h 3ngli5h 1@nguage" most of the time. Noobs also generally lie about their imaginary main to gain attention or to show that they are not a noob, but this is very rare as many of them ask retarded questions first. And you may encounter some who claim to be the son/daughter of a GM.

II. The hackers
These Maplers are the most hated/feared/flamed in the Maple Community. And because I fear Olaph's wrath for he does not appreciate talk about hackers, my topic on them shall be short. Most hackers are retarded little children (script kiddies as most people call them) who show off their hacks and fly about the map commenting on their "mad skillz." Then there are the hackers who just try to level up while doing something more productive.

III. The people who make you want to jam your head into a vending machine

a. The spammers
First of all, I would like to define the two different spams (I am talking about the first definition in this section).
1. (Spam)- Shit randomly generated by retards who think watching bars with their name on them pile up is fun.
2. (Spam)- Shit generated by retards who think watching tanks with little pigs impaled on bars being shredded by razors and packed into tiny little cans is fun
These Maplers are (in my opinion) the most ANNOYING LITTLE FAGS in the Maple Community. They constantly type shit and make you feel like telling your mother to shut up when she talks. They have low fame most of the time, but spammers usually travel in packs and they sometimes fame each other when encountered. They also mutilate the use of megaphones by typing things like "who wants hawt butt secks??" or "who wants to kill all the j3wz?."

b. Idiots
These Maplers are just retards and are derivative from the Spamming culture. An idiot is basically a noob/spammer/hacker(sometimes) and they solely exist just to see the pissed off reaction of Maplers and reply with an idiotic comment such as "ur m0m" or "LOLOL!!! STFU N00b!!!." The idiots cause much of the Mapling Community to leave because the stupidity of these Maplers are so astounding that it hurts their eyes to behold such stupidity from one person. Idiots can also cause an uprising of other idiots that are in the vicinity or in their buddy list, which causes the surrounding Maplers (who aren't idiots) to get pissed off and cut their wrists while staring blankly at the screen.

IV. The Onrpg'ers
These Maplers are very scarce in the Maple Community and are basically the most intelligent Maplers in the Maple Community. Unfortunately, they are very few in number as some of the Onrpg'ers have become infected with idiocrity, posting random shit and ultimately leaving the forum (also posting a "I F***ING HATE ONRPG" post before their departure).

This seems like a variation of a guide: http://www.onrpg.com/boards/maple-story-guides/

Anyway, good job writing this up, but Maplestory is generally flooded by idiots because it's free. Your I., II., III.A, and III.B are all synonyms :) Your IV may even fit right into the rest. Just because one goes to a forum, doesn't mean they have to be seperated from their spammers, idiots, etc, so it's more of an umbrella term. Onrpg'er's category should be replaced by "other people" perhaps: The 0.01% that aren't asstards.
Hope to see more in the future. :D

you forgot the people who put a billion @'s at the end of their statement
who started the @'s

You should put this in the guides section. And glitchedup, can I "test" your ranger? *evil laugh*

you forgot the people who put a billion @'s at the end of their statement
who started the @'s

In other words: "People without PayPal".
@'s are used because they take up a large amount of space for a low amount of characters. People want their "S>" above everyone else's.

You should put this in the guides section. And glitchedup, can I "test" your ranger? *evil laugh*

Nothx :(

Nothx :(
You can trust me..."friend" >=)

Maplstory ms = new maplestory[15]


while (sc.nextInt)
{
String s = s.nextInt("\\s");

for(i=0; i < -5; i++)
{
o.println("nice guide, good job")
}
}
o.println(" lol infinity");

Uhh, thanks I guess.

hmm...this was very good i agree on most

one thing i can say is...most hackers like to harras you...not naice D:

(i get harrased alot....by hackers mostly)

Maplstory ms = new maplestory[15]


while (sc.nextInt)
{
String s = s.nextInt("\\s");

for(i=0; i < -5; i++)
{
o.println("nice guide, good job")
}
}
o.println(" lol infinity");

uhhh... what the hell... :hmm:

but good job with this k5r2... it made me kinda laugh.

Maplstory ms = new maplestory[15]


while (sc.nextInt)
{
String s = s.nextInt("\\s");

for(i=0; i < -5; i++)
{
o.println("nice guide, good job")
}
}
o.println(" lol infinity");

While loops fail. Try a Do-While, they're more well defined and just seem easier.

Lol off topic.

Not the best guide ever, but it sadly covers a good chunk of the community.

hmm...this was very good i agree on most

one thing i can say is...most hackers like to harras you...not naice D:

(i get harrased alot....by hackers mostly)

having your map ksed off by a hacker for over an year is what i felt

u also forgot the minors xD

do we really need a guide for this? i mean half of this is a given XD

nice guide i guess..although you posted it in the wrong section :P

While loops fail. Try a Do-While, they're more well defined and just seem easier.

Lol off topic.

Not the best guide ever, but it sadly covers a good chunk of the community.

I put a while loop to that it would continue while theres was still arrays in the text. Then a for loop so that it will continually say "nice guide good job." But yeah do-while loops are better than while loops by far. Although i always use for and while loops when working with arrays.

do-while > for > while XD finally someone else who knows java.... or at least c++ or visual basic.

on topic: nice guide

What the hell? I fit in all four. Does that make me special?

It's an okay guide. Thanks for typing it up.

do we really need a guide for this? i mean half of this is a given XD

nice guide i guess..although you posted it in the wrong section :P

i dont think its that much of a guide..lol its just an expression of his opinions on the lesser half of the MS community..a guide would include how to deal with these retards xD

i agree with u 100% btw xD smega spammers must die.

he was also making apart where he's kissing our *** XD