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Simply type something in the bar on the right and click the "Search With a Guide" button. You'll get to have fun conversations like this one.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Evan(82664)
Evan(82664): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Evan
Evan(82664): hello
You: I was wondering
You: What's the best tasting beer?
You: Because I need some for my 13th bday party
Evan(82664): althoguh people have different opinions, my favorite is belgium beer
You: alright, thanks
You: I'll look for some later
Evan(82664): ill link you to the best beer
You: ok
Evan(82664): the best are Trappists
You: YES jackpot
Evan(82664): Although they are expenbsive
Evan(82664): like $30 per bottle
You: It's okay, I'm Jewish, rich as hell
Evan(82664): but totally worth it
You: As a Jewish boy I make around 800 a week
You: Thanks
Evan(82664): IM personally a stout fan myself
You: stout?
Evan(82664): yes
You: Btw
You: What amount would best suit someone weighing a
You: round 90 lbs
You: around*
Evan(82664): It dpends on how often you drink
You: For first-timers?
Evan(82664): if you have a low tolerance and hardly ever drink, then id say one 13% beer will be good
You: ic
You: Well I'm like 60% Irish
You: So I should be able to hold a bit more
Evan(82664): if you are drinking worse beers like bud light or natty light, then maybe 3 or 4
You: bud light is grossness smelling
Evan(82664): well maybe two 16oz good dark beers with high alcohol content would be good
Evan(82664): yes it is
You: Btw, how much can a 30 lb. dog have before dieing?
Evan(82664): Thats a good question...
Evan(82664): i doubt you could kill a dog with beer
You: Alright, I'll just test it out on my neighbors
Evan(82664): he or she would just throw up
You: oic
You: Well I could get one of the bags from the hospital
You: That put water directly in veins
You: But instead I'll use beer
Evan(82664): that would be very cruel
You: on my neighbors dog
You: Oh
You: You don't understand
You: By dog I mean their 5 year old son
Evan(82664): oh noes
You: Sorry for the misunderstanding
You: I don't hurt real dogs
You: Just ugly kids
Evan(82664): thats really mean
You: Yea but
You: He laughed at a frog one time
Evan(82664): im sorry, but im going to have to end this search sessions
You: And that;s really mean too
Evan(82664): enjoy your beer :)
You: ok
You: thx
You: ;)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

that wasnt s fun conversation this IS

N00b: Phr33 St00f Pl0x,
Me: *HIts him* PWN3D

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I only said "Do you get payed for this shit? 0.o"

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lol i already know this website like months ago...it's so funny to ask a retarded question and they try to find a answer for u lol...

You: Do you liek mudkips?
Creston(7564): I am sorry it is agenst Cha Cha policy for guides to give out personal information or opinions.

hahaha best search engine ever!

lmfao u should all see my confo soon guys lol

omg the lil ****er i wasnt finished

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Status: Connected to guide: luke(80891)
luke(80891): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: i0owjerprwklj kBEEER
luke(80891): yes and how can i help you
You: can i drink beer im 5
luke(80891): is this a prank
You: well no not really
You: its a project for law
You: laws of drinking
luke(80891): ok i will get you the information
You: cheers
You: done yet?
luke(80891): just doing it
You: people was like pranking this site apprently could u tak leagle action gainst em
luke(80891): well it depends how bad the prank is
You: example?
luke(80891): if someone asked for a b0mb or rapeing we would be obliged to tell someone
luke(80891): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended




pFFT LMFAO

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Status: Connected to guide: Chris(17666)
Chris(17666): Welcome to ChaCha!
Chris(17666): Hello.
You: do you leik mudkips?
Chris(17666): Is there anything specific on this topic I can find for you?
Chris(17666): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended





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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lawrence(73839)
Lawrence(73839): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lawrence(73839): hi there.
You: right a quick one ere right can u help me wit girlfriends
Lawrence(73839): sure.
Lawrence(73839): what specifically do you need info on that?
You: kk but i need ur personal help ..i need to know if u have a girlfriend cos its easier that way
Lawrence(73839): i have had girlfriends, i'm single now.
You: you lie
Lawrence(73839): ?
Lawrence(73839): i'm not lying.
You: do u ever get paid for doing this?
Lawrence(73839): yes.
You: wow how much
Lawrence(73839): up to $5 an hour.
You: minimum wage..do u just do it from home or an office
Lawrence(73839): anywhere.
You: ...man im in UK i wanna do 5 an hour
You: can u do it when u want or u gotta be online all the time
Lawrence(73839): well, i have to search for something or i get in trouble, i can't just chat. :)
Lawrence(73839): anytime i want.
You: meh ok search homophobia
Lawrence(73839): sure.
Lawrence(73839): just a sec.
You: charz
You: im a homophobe are you gay? search for KKK
Lawrence(73839): lol.
You: :)
Lawrence(73839): well, there's some sites.
Lawrence(73839): have a good one then.
You: cheers..now i got a feeling people on ere are pedos
Lawrence(73839): lol.
Lawrence(73839): cheers.
Lawrence(73839): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



LMFAO

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hehehe

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Status: Connected to guide: John(69133)
John(69133): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ...gonna say hi then?
John(69133): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: how rude
You: :(
John(69133): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: POKEEEEMOOOOOON
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!
You: THAT BLALAL EVER WAS
You: I WANNA BE POKEMOOOON MASTER! help me
You: u must be good at it
John(69133): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: you dont like mudkips do you
You: rudeness .
John(69133): One moment. I'm having trouble finding your info.
You: being pokemon master seriously thers loads of nublets who made sites bout it
You: i couldnt find anything though
You: anyone who types after this is werid
Status: Session ended







Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Creston(7564)
Creston(7564): Welcome to ChaCha!
Creston(7564): Hello, I will get started on your search!
Creston(7564): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: creston sack sherrie one of ur workers she sucks
Creston(7564): I can get you a link that you can provide feed back to cha cha about your experiance
You: COOLIO!
Creston(7564): There you go.
You: CHEERS! have fun on rednose day
Creston(7564): Thanks for using Cha Cha.
You: BYE NOW MOFO! you all suck seriously we ask something like filthy cow porn then we get cut off cant we have a good time?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended