Well i was wondering whats your guys Best ONLINE comback? Me, i dont really have one i just out smart em XD(well atleast i try)

But i hate those comebacks were they say "Dude how old r u? 5?" Thats the gayest comeback their is to me...

Oh btw please try avoid Cursing...And if u think u cant make a comeback withought cursing...please think again...

Just say a line that you think ur enemy cant talk back

"NO U!!!"

Gets them every time. :)

mine would be

*desends froms the heavens and smites -insert name- for -insert random number - holy damage instantly banishing him.

or
"Get out of my House!!!!"

"git a lyf n00b".

its not really a comeback, but when i call someone someting and they say "i know you are but what am i" i say "if i tell you itll make you cry" its lame but it pisses ppl off:)

"my moms dead"
or
"im an orphan"

anti i-did-your-mom-last-nighters

"my moms dead"
or
"im an orphan"

anti i-did-your-mom-last-nighters

oh God *sniffle* ftw

is that being sarcastic? it works at least. keeps the noobs from bi**hing around with me.

"git a lyf n00b".

"get a life n()()b, only cool people have no lifes." <- sucky, but i have no life

well i was playing around a little, but i think its a damn good comeback :)

I think the biggest insult is just typing "LOL" after a wall of text, and moving on like it was never typed.

I think the biggest insult is just typing "LOL" after a wall of text, and moving on like it was never typed.
ROFL LOLOL

"I am rubber you are glue."
Or "I know you are but what am I?"

Everything I needed to know for life, I learned in elementary.

Lol. I just say "How old are you?" and they leave. Lol. Embarrassed to be acting so dumb and then have people find out they are (a)really young (b)older than most people around.

I have also come to find that typing "Whatever..." just bites their nerves. :3 So funny... They are all "Noob! You just don't have anything to say! Like your mom after I was done with her last night! BURN!" then i'm just like "Whatever..." and they get all mad and run off... Haven't tried it in WoW yet, but I am sure I will need to...

Loser loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, DUH!

When they say
''How old are you? 11?
I say
No man im 6

And when they say:
''I fucked ur mom last night''
I say ''Umm are u sure dude ? i think that was my dad !''

Loser loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, DUH!

We have a winner!

Theres either
No u
or
Suck me..please
oh and heres my special fav...GTFOOOOO

greatest come back is
"Want some cookie?"

"Oh Yeah?!"

First off, to quote the best comback ever:

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become
violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

-------

Furthermore, my typical one is:

"Hey mate, I understand you deeply want to involve me in your blessed conversation, but how about you get your communist sexual innuendos and get back to the brothel."

The more confusion the better.

Or,
"LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A BADGER WITH A GUN CANT YOU SEE?"

(Stolen.)

My best comeback is:

GROW SOME BAWLS!!GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!! GROW SOME BAWLS!!

XD

I think the biggest insult is just typing "LOL" after a wall of text, and moving on like it was never typed.
lol yea, thats ownage. they type like shit loads then ur like.. 'LOLLLLL' and they shut up and feel as though theyve just wasted 5 minutes of their life.

uh, i don't need to make a come back. I'll just say.
Yeah I know.
I love you too.
Questions kinda depend on what they say to how I'll react.
I'm just too calm and too soft to do anything cruel really.

Usually if I feel the need to make a comeback it's to do with a game I play.

Them: Aww, aw wu pwaying wugioh????? awwww....
Me: *holds up back of MTG card* I dunno...can you read what it says on the back?

The usually shut up pretty quick after that.

The other one is:

Them: Hah! Look at the nerds playing Yugioh!
Me: What? Yugioh? Nah, this is pokemon. I use Machops Low Kick.
Them: .... THOSE AREN'T POKEMON CARDS!!!
Me: ... And you'd know that because?

Whatever they respond with, they usually lose.

oh yea. also when they say all these shits. i sometimes reply in another language making them just realise i dont understand english at all lmao. it works coz it happened to me when i was trying to flame some japanese dude for ksing me on purpose on gb.

others include:
i love u too
look whos talking
got rice?
and combo it with: thought so
look who just got pwnt?

Yay go grow some fcking balls!! =P

Honestly, you guys have bad comebacks. Lol.

i got a few that work that end up using the rest of the community to finish him off..

for one

In gunz a guy whos ego was bigger than his cock was slagging me off calling me a noob and a sprayer..fine ..

this is what i said

Gunslade: Kermit
Gunslade: Your a frog stfu

and then

Owned714: lmfao owned
Felixo: LMFAO TOLD!

Kermit has left the server

orrr

if its some trash talking nub also on gunz i just LOL works all the time

in reply to "fuck you"
either:

wouldn't be much fun, I'd just lie there and sweat

or:

I'd just look over my shoulder and giggle

i did no some other good comebacks

its mainly with idiots who trash talk out of their ass like

I SUCK YOUR MUM NOOBS I OWN YOU ALL ETC

but this one guy said

YOU SUCK MY C*** NOOBS YOU ALL SUCK IT! along them lines i said
you ghey arent you...just say yes cos u are cos all u say is to us that we must suck your C*** and he left lawl

Honestly, grow some balls was outdated like 2 years ago >=[

I think Minyobi wins this thread.

"LOL"

When im arguing over the internet (yes ub0r cool, i know 8) )
I just say "GF, GF" (meaning Goodfight btw)
or "Cry good"
or "Oh wow, want a cookie?"

or "K... *-Name signs out-, -Name signs back on higher level character- -Name kills noob abusing me-*

mine would be.....

thats what she said!
or...
your mom!

... i phail ._.

when ever some1 spams instults i got anew one to shut em up

YOU LOSE!
he says something agan
YOOU LOSE!
and again
YOU LOSE!
again
...lose

That "Want a Cookie?" thing is really outdated. >.>;
And Rodenty, thats not new.

Sometimes when people try to insult I say, phail then move on with what i was doing

Phail, is actually pretty old, too.

Where is the creativity guys?!

That "Want a Cookie?" thing is really outdated. >.>;
And Rodenty, thats not new.

yeah i agree, but im lame with comebacks.

in reply to "fuck you"

I'd just look over my shoulder and giggle

This literally made me roll on the floor and start laughing....

My comeback is just Cool.

"Your Gay!"
"Cool"
"I screwed your mom last night"
"Cool"

They might go on and on but after saying cool after all of it they usually just stop.

lies no its not

I dont think of comebacks i usually just use nou

why you need comebacks -_-" i just say "If you don't have something usefull to say just shut up>.>"

I tried this one in ijji Gunz when they kept saying i sprayed alot:

"I dont spray, i make it rain on u"


This one is from Maplestory:

"And remember kids, the lowest n00bs r the ones using hacks to play XD"


I cant remember how or when i used this one:

"Im hot cause im fly, u aint cause u not."

Well i was wondering whats your guys Best ONLINE comback? Me, i dont really have one i just out smart em XD(well atleast i try)

But i hate those comebacks were they say "Dude how old r u? 5?" Thats the gayest comeback their is to me...

Oh btw please try avoid Cursing...And if u think u cant make a comeback withought cursing...please think again...

Just say a line that you think ur enemy cant talk back

Hmmm...I really don't have a "best" comeback but does arguing intelligently count?

When people say "Your mom" I just reply with"Is better then your's"

I know it's not creative, but I usually end up just typing "I <3 you" or "I <3 maturity" or something along the lines of that. Doesn't really stop them, but more makes them argue further, making them look like a bigger retard.

My best comeback?


Close this topic.

when ppl say "owned" in gunz i either say

"not by you"
or "thats wat i did to ur mom last night, I OWNED THAT HO!"

when people say "shutup" i say
"thats what i told ur mom last night, i said SHUTUP HOE! and then i gave her a backhand"

Your such like a shotgun, 1 cock and your loaded

I have a lot more but ill probably get flammed / warned if i tell them.

Okay I made this one up and it works fairly well.

Rtard: Your mom! You suck! PWNED! I hate you! HAX! Blah blah blah

Dont respond for awhile and let him write a lot and then eventually say:

Me: Okay, I'm back... did you want something?


Also confuse the living shit out of them!

Rtard: BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!111!!!!one!one11!!
Me: If God can do anything then natuarlly he can heat a burrito up so hot that not even he himself can eat it. Then he cant eat it meaning he cant do everything.


And then the nice old "Im the greatest thing in the world."

Rtard: You are so unbelievable worthless!
Me: When god said 'Let there be light!' I said 'Say please'

Haha I understood the one about god
Hilarous.

when ppl say "owned" in gunz i either say

"not by you"
or "thats wat i did to ur mom last night, I OWNED THAT HO!"

when people say "shutup" i say
"thats what i told ur mom last night, i said SHUTUP HOE! and then i gave her a backhand"

What idiotic comebacks. Making up insults like that make you look like a dumb ass no offence but it really does. I would just say something like "Tell me what my mom looks like"

had some punk want to fight me irl, action like an e-thug just cos i kicked his sorry ass in some shitty duel.. gave out my address and said bring it.. soon had the bitch aplogising.. heh

This is my comeback:

^0^

Now get the hell of my property before I get out my shotgun.

Hmm my best comeback? Well that would have to be...your mother =).

No your mom

If a guy says, "I did your mom last night!' (as other people were mentioning) I'd just reply, "With what dick?"

But when I'm bored, I just start singing lyrics to random songs and that shuts them up.

I'm-not-listening face= >w<

No your mom

Is better then yours!XD

here one irl: thats why ya mammy sells used condoms behind walmart with her hoe ass. Why dont you go work that corner for 2 cents so ya dont kicked outta that nice two story dorito bag you just got.

or

Get the hell out my face your breath smells like ass and a half.

or

That joke sucked more than ya mammy... and thats alot.

or(when im on teh intornetz)

"Sillay kat, that j0k3 wa$ f0r r3tard$, oh wait guess you apply...."

here one irl: thats why ya mammy sells used condoms behind walmart with her hoe ass. Why dont you go work that corner for 2 cents so you get kicked outta that nice two story dorito bag you just got.

or

Get the hell out my face your breath smells like ass and a half.

or

That joke sucked more than ya mammy... and thats alot.

or(when im on teh intornetz)

"Sillay kat, that j0k3 wa$ f0r r3tard$, oh wait guess you apply...."

Brilliant! *claps*

It would be(Caution:Real life situation):

We were debating sex for some reason I cannot recall in the house of this girl. Me and two other girls were discussing.

Me: At least I don't last for 5 seconds and a half like your boyfriend.

Girl: You talk like you're much better.

My comeback was that I screwed that girl in that day. And she had to shut up.

What idiotic comebacks. Making up insults like that make you look like a dumb ass no offence but it really does. I would just say something like "Tell me what my mom looks like"

i would say "she look like an ugly ass ho" and the last time i told those to someone (2 of them i said today on gunz) they didnt say anything back so HA!

If someone said "My Mother is dead" I would say

"Oh... that's why she was so stiff last night"

i would say "she look like an ugly ass ho" and the last time i told those to someone (2 of them i said today on gunz) they didnt say anything back so HA!

Those guy's you were arguing with weren't intelligent then.

More specific please.

All I say is....

Who the fuck are you?
Reply: I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU CAUSE YOUR GAY
Me:right...
Reply: YEA YOU WON'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE YOUR GAY
Me: *calls friend* -friend comes- LOL look at this loser*friends name*
Reply: YEA SEE YOU CALLED YOUR FRIEND CAUSE YOUR SCARED
Me:defame
Reply: I don't care I'll just go buy more
Me: go do that
Reply: Ha I got fame
Me:*walks to the replier*
Me: Nice fame.* but his fame is still the same*
Reply: I know thanks
Me: I thought so...
Reply: Now leave
Me:*leaves*
Reply:*whispers for about an HOUR*


Yes this is true when I get into fights with people in maple story it's 1 hour + that they follow me and bother me... then they realize they wasted their leveling time and it's bedtime for them...

You touch yourself at night....Good day sir *and walk away*

"y r u choking on ur dad's wiener".. lol i luv that one or.."did ur mom get divorced and that's y u have 2 dads? i dunno..-_-

wow i never knew a topic about making people feel stupid for being childish has just shown me alot of you are exactly the people everyone hates.

for a valid come back you don't call someone names or do something retarded like say you slept with their mum.

what you do..or i do atleast make them feel weak and small by using intellect to make them feel stupid.

I have no clue because I rarely remember them. #__#

Whenever someone says something to me and tries to diss me, I just smile to piss them off. A simple ":)" can make a person go crazy.

Damn... alot of you guys are pretty childish.

I will interupted anything you say for example

You:Your mamas.....
(RUDLEY INTERRUPTED)
Me:Blah Blah Shusss Nothing

Why do i do that so u have nothing to say MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I know its not a comeback but its good it works

I just say Hi. It freaks out most people because they don't expect it.

Wow, you guys, thats your best? All these I hear are either Mom's Noobs or Cookies. Seriously, you guys are like 9..... Anyways I'm just curious, can anyone tell me why everyone thinks insulting a person by "sleeping with their mom" an insult? I would find it rather depressing the fact that they sleep with people 30 or more years older than themselves and are happy for it, Can't they just date people more their age group like 90% of the population do? The other 10% being the people with no better jokes than knocking up other peoples Moms.

Wow, you guys, thats your best? All these I hear are either Mom's Noobs or Cookies. Seriously, you guys are like 9..... Anyways I'm just curious, can anyone tell me why everyone thinks insulting a person by "sleeping with their mom" an insult? I would find it rather depressing the fact that they sleep with people 30 or more years older than themselves and are happy for it, Can't they just date people more their age group like 90% of the population do? The other 10% being the people with no better jokes than knocking up other peoples Moms.

true. i wonder too coz thats pretty sad.

anyways i reckon 'whatever noob' is pretty good.
the fact bagging them noob plus showing ignorance to what they just said stirs them up.

My friend Jimmer and I were talking and he goes:

"Why would you play in gym? That shit is so gay...When I play, I get to first base and I just get tired, then I don't feel like going anymore."


"Yeah dude, you feel the same way about dating women, don't you?"


Burn.


Actually, I stopped burning him so badly...I felt really bad after that one :D

Haha that one was really good! =D

its not really a comeback, but when i call someone someting and they say "i know you are but what am i" i say "if i tell you itll make you cry" its lame but it pisses ppl off:)

"Dude how old r u? 5?"

the your mum sleeping with me crap

is useualy carried out with 12 year olds who enterd puberty too early and ended up being blown off by everyone at school so he ends up resorting to your mum as an insult..overused not offence ..makes u seem like a stalker and a pervert but o well they like it they use it ..we get over it

i like people who insted of ur mum say..you suck my cock..
lol all u gotta says it ..you like that dont you..brb lemme go get the dog

Lol yea when theirs a real fight going on...i usually just keep talking crap back...i think saying LOL is better then saying a whole sentence....

The best way to just piss someone off is...k.
K after everything they say. Can really make some people mad :P

Hello did you not see that gold I posted >_> and I only got like one compliment:(

*crits self for 15000 dmg* *dies*

" I don't speak english"