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Cereal&Milk
09-19-2007, 12:23 AM
Mass Effect Hot Wet Alien Lesbian Action! (http://www.megatonnews.com/2007/09/18/mass-effect-hot-wet-alien-lesbian-action/)


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Above: Doesn't this chick get you hot and bothered?

According to the description of Mass Effect by The British Board of Film Classification:

“MASS EFFECT is a role playing game and shooter set in the future in space. The player controls either a male or female American soldier through a long and involved story line, making choices along the way. The game has been classified at ‘12′ for moderate violence and one sex scene.

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic setting. The single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene. The sex scene is triggered by the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague. If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien.

The game also contains use of the word ‘bastard’ and at least one aggressive use of the word ‘*****’. Both of which are acceptable under BBFC Guidelines at ‘12′. ”

If this game wasn’t already a must buy it sure as hell is now.

Astro
09-19-2007, 12:25 AM
Someone turn off C&M FAST! He can't stop making new awsome, jawdropping and drool-making threads.

D:

Lantagonist
09-19-2007, 02:19 AM
i am buying it

Deaths_Legion
09-19-2007, 02:53 AM
DAMN YOU C&M! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm already sad that I don't have a 360, and now you show me this? D=

*cries*

Fieren
09-19-2007, 02:54 AM
Oh lawd, I find it humorous how frantically I clicked at the thread title.

Bacn
09-19-2007, 03:12 AM
Forget that. I got porn. I don't need to work for my nuidity.

Shinji_Hirako
09-19-2007, 03:20 AM
Scary. Alien sex...:stare:

Runahs
09-19-2007, 03:27 AM
I want male human and female alien or male alien and female human. I WANT TO SEE TEH HUMAN-ALIEN HYBRIDIANS (Yes I made that word up unfortunately)

Croix
09-19-2007, 05:00 AM
Forget that. I got porn. I don't need to work for my nuidity.

But do you have alien porn?

DeliquenT
09-19-2007, 05:05 AM
I want to see vagina to vagina intercourse. ALIEN INTERCOUSE

ncyphe
09-19-2007, 05:25 AM
This is not the first time BioWare has done this.

In KOTOR, if you chose a female avatar, near the end of the game, your female avatar would develop a love interest with a femal alien (that was if you didn't chase her off after turning to the dark side)

Stabkiller0
09-19-2007, 05:34 AM
I still wanna play this game.

It's made by Bioware what the **** could go wrong?

Oh yeah I think Juhani the cat woman in KOTOR was the lesbian.

Xynh
09-19-2007, 05:39 AM
Oh lawd, I find it humorous how frantically I clicked at the thread title.

Hahahahaha. I think Fieren wins the thread.

Cingal
09-19-2007, 08:21 AM
Aliens never really were my thing but, I guess I'd buy the game...

Raiyne
09-19-2007, 09:10 AM
Oh hellz yeah... but what if it turned out like a new kind of furry... or TENTACLE?! O_O

Stabkiller0
09-19-2007, 09:11 AM
Oh hellz yeah... but what if it turned out like a new kind of furry... or TENTACLE?! O_O

Eww....I hate that image you just created Raiyne..

BoomThunda
09-19-2007, 09:14 AM
Oh hellz yeah... but what if it turned out like a new kind of furry... or TENTACLE?! O_O

Tentacles have been done. I even saw a pic with Tentacruel and Misty. I enjoyed it.

Deaths_Legion
09-19-2007, 09:38 AM
Tentacles have been done. I even saw a pic with Tentacruel and Misty. I enjoyed it.

This is a man of honesty right here.

And Raiyne, it's all been done before, you don't have to worry. :p

Deimos
09-19-2007, 10:41 AM
I want to see vagina to vagina intercourse. ALIEN INTERCOUSE

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS


seriously though, that game sounds kinda crap. If the alien porn and bad language are actually marketed as a selling point for the game then you know its gonna be a reet crock o' shite.

Astro
09-19-2007, 02:43 PM
seriously though, that game sounds kinda crap. If the alien porn and bad language are actually marketed as a selling point for the game then you know its gonna be a reet crock o' shite.

You really think Bioware will make a bad RPG? I think not.

Darksin
09-19-2007, 03:25 PM
Oh hellz yeah... but what if it turned out like a new kind of furry... or TENTACLE?! O_O

Then Cingal would be enjoyign this game..

Cingal
09-19-2007, 03:46 PM
Then Cingal would be enjoyign this game..

You might be on to something there...