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Mom or dad. For some people this may mean mom or mom, but well we don't need all that personal info. Just want people to do some heart seeking...

Personally, i'm a mama's boy.. Love her lots...

How bout you?

*waits for swarm of people claiming to have left the house at the age of 11 and raised themselves on their own*

I'm a neither-parent boy. :-/

I love them to bits, but when it gets to the point where I have to go into my backyard with fishermen boots on and bags on my hands to pick up the trash left over from Cuz's Grand Toilet Adventure that the neighbor's dogs just happened to find and rip up...Then it can get a bit...Irritating. Especially when flies aim for every single orafice on your body, and sling themselves at you.

Have you ever smelt 8 days' fermented shit, piss, and vomit? Duddn't smell nice. XO

Of course, it wouldn't have been so bad if they actually helped out, rather than slump on the couch and watch TV.

Iunno...meh

Mom..

Dad ran off. Stupid bastard.

*waits for swarm of people claiming to have left the house at the age of 11 and raised themselves on their own*

Pfft, 11? Hells no I lived on my own the second I was born. I became the greatest pimp and drug dealer in L.A. Them cops don't know what hit them until I pissed oceans on them.



I <3 my parents. They're always there for me, they give me a lot of things, and they raised me..... but there are times that I do get irritated with them, but then again who doesn't? .... unless you don't have parents....

my parent are freaking weird i dont even like them to touch me

Your parents are rapists?

My parents are awesome. Too bad their never around much. I see them during holidays and their days off.

my parent are freaking weird i dont even like them to touch me

You might wanna rephrase that, people could get ideas.

I only have one parent, so I guess I have to pick my mom. She's cool.

I love my parents. Very biased, but I think they are the shit. The coolest Joes in the world. I don't get that oh so widespread phase where people around my age start hating their parents for the shittiest reasons. Yes, there are reasonable arguments sometimes, but I cannot believe the bullshit I'm hearing.

Me- "So us guys are watching War right?"

Anonymous friend- Can't. My mom is being ****ing gay and not giving me any money for ticket."

Me- "Wait, what the **** did you just say? You don't work like me and the other mates, you eat their food, live in their household, and you ***** because they don't fork over more money for you? Gtfo. "

Since I stopped playing football in 9th grade, grew long hair, and have an opion my parents pretty much gave up on me and moved onto my sister :)

Since I stopped playing football in 9th grade, grew long hair, and have an opion my parents pretty much gave up on me and moved onto my sister :) lmao just like me

I consider my only parent my mother, we're like best friends, problem is I live in Italy and she's still in Russia and intends on staying there so I have to call her up almost everyday and see how she's going.

Neither >.> they are annoying people that won't let me take any simple decisions like how i want my haircut or something else so simple >.> they only leave the hard choices to me >.< and my mother would lose anytime >.> she only shows herself when it's my B-day and for the rest i don't see her >.> i don't even see her on my b-day >.> she just gives a card...

Why wouldn't you make the hard decisions?

My dad is a little *****.

My mom rocks, we argue but that's life.

Dad- Annoying as shit... Grounded me for not going to the arcade with him because I wanted to go to a halo tournament.

Mom- Cool, treats me well, gets my shit done, gives me money :D.

My mom is cool, I guess.

I'm no ones boy though o.o;

I'm a bastard!

I love my mom to pieces even if she can be a **** like 90% of the time I still lurb her with all my heart.

:3

I love my parents. Very biased, but I think they are the shit. The coolest Joes in the world. I don't get that oh so widespread phase where people around my age start hating their parents for the shittiest reasons. Yes, there are reasonable arguments sometimes, but I cannot believe the bullshit I'm hearing.

Me- "So us guys are watching War right?"

Anonymous friend- Can't. My mom is being ****ing gay and not giving me any money for ticket."

Me- "Wait, what the **** did you just say? You don't work like me and the other mates, you eat their food, live in their household, and you ***** because they don't fork over more money for you? Gtfo. "

its a sickening disease affecting much of middle america " **** you nobody understands me you are the worst parents ever I HATE YOU now im going to run upstairs to my huge bedroom and cry because i have such shit parents then maybe ill play on my xbox360, ps3 Wii or pc but i cant decide because i have all the top games a 50" plasma tv and a 20" monitor. also i eat lobster dinners like a king."

*PUKES*

me though, i like both my parents, they both work shitty jobs they hate, especially my dad, just to make sure me and my brother have everything we want. we were doing fine financially until Thatcher, but thats another story.

Uh, I guess I like both my parents. I never really speak to them that much however....

Odd. Although my dad offered to buy a quad-core processor for me... O_o

But, yeah, I should probably talk to them more than I do now.