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Serix
01-08-2008, 03:27 AM
So heres a question I thought of while I was in the shower, what was your first introduction to porn?
By this I mean, when was the first time you were exposed to porn (even if you didn't know what it was)

For me, it was when I was about 8 or something, I was playing this 8bit Zelda flash game and as a quest an old lady asked link to "clean" her pipes.
I saw a little 8bit action after I innocently clicked yes.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 03:30 AM
When I was 6 on the school computers someone had searched for something and it went to a porn site. I saw it and actually kinda knew what it was.

Bacn
01-08-2008, 03:34 AM
I think I was around 11 when I found Newgrounds.

GoFlyAKite
01-08-2008, 03:36 AM
Probably some movie with something in it when I was young. Then probably found my way into it after that.

Serix
01-08-2008, 03:37 AM
I think I was around 11 when I found Newgrounds.

Newgrounds is pretty much the glory of internet society, free porn for all, and yes I played that Zelda game on newgrounds, talk about epic.

Piggy-Bank
01-08-2008, 03:41 AM
Oh god. What has Onrpg turned into...

Thankfully, I've never been exposed to this nonsense. Hooray for setting up parental control for myself.

Jakuza
01-08-2008, 03:42 AM
Found one of my dad's tapes when I was 8. lawl.

GoFlyAKite
01-08-2008, 03:44 AM
Oh god. What has Onrpg turned into...

Thankfully, I've never been exposed to this nonsense. Hooray for setting up parental control for myself.

Oh god. Now look what the members are saying. "Porn is nonsense."

HOW? How could this happen?!

Found one of my dad's tapes when I was 8. lawl.

Hopefully not homemade. XO

Bacn
01-08-2008, 03:47 AM
Oh god. Now look what the members are saying. "Porn is nonsense."

HOW? How could this happen?!

Don't worry. Once he hits puberty he will realize the errors of his ways.

Ithian
01-08-2008, 03:49 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
"Grab your d1ck and double click, the internet is for porn"
Need I say more?

Ganix
01-08-2008, 03:49 AM
Oh god. Now look what the members are saying. "Porn is nonsense."

HOW? How could this happen?!



Hopefully not homemade. XO

Rofl.
Hot box when I lived in the city. ShaBAM

Croix
01-08-2008, 03:50 AM
I was like eight when I found some playboys under my brothers mattress. Apparently genital hair was in back in the day.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 03:50 AM
Hopefully not homemade. XO

I didn't know whether to laugh or throw up, so I just did both at the same time.

Cingal
01-08-2008, 04:15 AM
I can't remember, I think I was about 11 however.

Rendascus
01-08-2008, 04:23 AM
Chuck Noris said "Hi," to me when I was first born. Only back then, I knew the meaning of everything.


So yeah, I basically learned about porno when I was bout.....in grade 4-5. Friend was in grade 8 and I came to his room and saw him looking at some girls. I asked him what it was, I got no answer.

Wait...why, out of all people, has Serix started this thread? Doesn't seem like the usual Serix.:-/

Cingal
01-08-2008, 04:25 AM
Wait...why, out of all people, has Serix started this thread? Doesn't seem like the usual Serix.:-/

Maybe he's just started so is curious as to how we started...

Either that or he's been hacked and now a 32 year old child molester is viewing our posts.

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 04:30 AM
Maybe he's just started so is curious as to how we started...

Either that or he's been hacked and now a 32 year old child molester is viewing our posts.

I g for 2nd answer!!

> > My story started when I was 6. . .My godfather was 18. . He ha da girfriend, and I wanted to stay up all night, playing games and watching TV witht hem. .then when it was time for me to go, I went back in and seen them watch porn. .o o;;


I learned young

Serix
01-08-2008, 04:31 AM
Maybe he's just started so is curious as to how we started...

Either that or he's been hacked and now a 32 year old child molester is viewing our posts.

Cingal, I'm coming for you, I know what you did last summer MUAHAHAHA

but about my inspiration, I was in the shower washing away all the dog hairs on me, when I remembered that one scene from the Zelda game, and I realized that it had been my first experience with porn, after my shower the idea got stuck in my head and ta-da, curiosity killed internet porn.

Tiph
01-08-2008, 04:31 AM
I know I was very young, but I also know that Furcadia was a big step in this department. >.>

Greed
01-08-2008, 04:53 AM
I know I was very young, but I also know that Furcadia was a big step in this department. >.>

I wasn't going to come into this thread but this got be curious.

Girls watch porn? o.o

Serix
01-08-2008, 04:55 AM
I wasn't going to come into this thread but this got be curious.

Girls watch porn? o.o

Thats the same as asking if Dolphins fornicate for fun.

Greed
01-08-2008, 04:57 AM
Thats the same as asking if Dolphins fornicate for fun.

Well I live with my cousin and I'm pretty sure she doesn't watch porn.

Then again, I'm out half the time she's in here..

Meh I'll ask her when she wakes up.

Cingal
01-08-2008, 05:02 AM
Well I live with my cousin and I'm pretty sure she doesn't watch porn.

Then again, I'm out half the time she's in here..

Meh I'll ask her when she wakes up.

That would be amazingly awkward.

Croix
01-08-2008, 05:03 AM
I know I was very young, but I also know that Furcadia was a big step in this department. >.>

Oh lord...Furcadia...we've all been down that road.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:05 AM
Thats the same as asking if Dolphins fornicate for fun.
Actually, humans, dolphins, and some other animal (I forgot which) are the only ones that enjoy the sex. So uhh, yeah, they do fornicate for fun.

That would be amazingly awkward.
Especially since they live together...




It's better than walking in on the other o_o

Serix
01-08-2008, 05:09 AM
Actually, humans, dolphins, and some other animal (I forgot which) are the only ones that enjoy the sex. So uhh, yeah, they do fornicate for fun.


Elephants, they have big elephant sex.
Try that for size.

And yeah greed, lay off your cousin, girls do watch porn, and I just came back from a seminar where we had a sexpert talking about different ways on how teenage girl can reach an orgasm by herself, and so, even women need arousing.

I'm still laughing about that Zelda game with the old lady screaming to link "CLEAN MY PIPES"

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:11 AM
That would be amazingly awkward.

Well considering she reads this forum too it would be even more awkward if she found out from you guys. -___-

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:15 AM
Well considering she reads this forum too it would be even more awkward if she found out from you guys. -___-

Okay, I'll just get out the ol' PM machine. Her name is Envy right? I remember you both have FMA names.

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 05:18 AM
Okay, I'll just get out the ol' PM machine. Her name is Envy right? I remember you both have FMA names.

I Lmao'd.

OI wonder whats moe awkward, her reaidn ti, or you asking

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:18 AM
Okay, I'll just get out the ol' PM machine. Her name is Envy right? I remember you both have FMA names.

Let me rephrase: She uses MY account to do things here.

I'm only on here like 1/2 the time, the other half is usually my cousin.

I wouldn't be able to get 4k+ posts with just one person in less than half a year you know.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:19 AM
Let me rephrase: She uses MY account to do things here.

I'm only on here like 1/2 the time, the other half is usually my cousin.

I wouldn't be able to get 4k+ posts with just one person in less than half a year you know.

Nearly 5k now o_o I always kinda wondered about that, but since I've seen people get 12k posts in 4 months (on other forums) I never really thought TOO hard about it.

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:20 AM
Nearly 5k now o_o

I have to beat Jakuza.

DANG YOU JAKUZA!

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 05:21 AM
Let me rephrase: She uses MY account to do things here.

I'm only on here like 1/2 the time, the other half is usually my cousin.

I wouldn't be able to get 4k+ posts with just one person in less than half a year you know.

So you mean out of all this time. . I'm confused. . . .

how can I tell which si girl ro not was the girl the Greed who wanted me to sleep in the middle Bunk D:


NFODUHBFOBFUBFIBFIS -Explosion-

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:22 AM
I have to beat Jakuza.

DANG YOU JAKUZA!

But that's CHEATING! You CHEATED! I still remember Jakuza making his "1k posts!!@!" topic. That was when the new boards were young and very few people had 1k (I think it was just him and Saint).

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:23 AM
So you mean out of all this time. . I'm confused. . . .

how can I tell which si girl ro not was the girl the Greed who wanted me to sleep in the middle Bunk D:


NFODUHBFOBFUBFIBFIS -Explosion-

Yea.. about that.. I was sleeping before that thread went off topic that much. I did the first post in there but the rest of it was not me.

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 05:23 AM
But that's CHEATING! You CHEATED! I still remember Jakuza making his "1k posts!!@!" topic. That was when the new boards were young and very few people had 1k (I think it was just him and Saint).

I would have 2k if I didn't change anmes


Twice

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:25 AM
But that's CHEATING! You CHEATED! I still remember Jakuza making his "1k posts!!@!" topic. That was when the new boards were young and very few people had 1k (I think it was just him and Saint).

How's this cheating? We did this on Maple Story too :]

FabianN
01-08-2008, 05:25 AM
eWEjvCRPrCo
"Grab your d1ck and double click, the internet is for porn"
Need I say more?
gg on posting the crap version. It annoys the shit out of me when people post this one, cause it's not even that funny...
I'm sure it would be funny if I hadn't seen the one that started all this(but for some reason, got ignored)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WmGAgA69e8





Oh, and I didn't find pron. It found me. And then it proceeded to rub the weasel to me.

Rokurosv
01-08-2008, 05:26 AM
My firs introduction to porn was....TV? We had cable since i was little and since there was no parent control or anything i just changed channels and voila! Boobies :)

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:27 AM
I shall never look at Chobits the same way again o.o

GG Fabi.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:29 AM
gg on posting the crap version. It annoys the shit out of me when people post this one, cause it's not even that funny...
I'm sure it would be funny if I hadn't seen the one that started all this(but for some reason, got ignored)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WmGAgA69e8





Oh, and I didn't find pron. It found me. And then it proceeded to rub the weasel to me.

Am I missing something, or did the 2nd one have the best part missing? The one where she says "And you sell are your stuff on eBay" and he says "Yes I do!"

OffTopicButI'mTooLazyToPM: Even though both of them went on today (kind of a kick in the 'nads for me) my point still stands. It was both of their first times in at least a week.

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 05:30 AM
Yea.. about that.. I was sleeping before that thread went off topic that much. I did the first post in there but the rest of it was not me.

. . .. . . . So your sayin the Greed I fell in love with uis your cousin.. .
This topic will continue when I come abck Mr, and Ms Greed. =/

Greed
01-08-2008, 05:32 AM
. . .. . . . So your sayin the Greed I fell in love with uis your cousin.. .
This topic will continue when I come abck Mr, and Ms Greed. =/

...I have no clue how to answer that. I thought I made it pretty clear in my introduction post a year back that there were two people using this account o.o;

I'm sorry Kyo D: You don't like the other me? ;_;

Cingal
01-08-2008, 05:33 AM
Oh, and I didn't find pron. It found me. And then it proceeded to rub the weasel to me.

It's a weasel...!?

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 05:39 AM
It's a weasel...!?

*sigh* Good going FabianN, now you got Cingal all excited!

UnknownX
01-08-2008, 05:46 AM
I remember flipping through the channels when i was around 7-8 really late at night and came across channel 57! First time I saw porn.

Lord Mog
01-08-2008, 06:31 AM
Oh god. Now look what the members are saying. "Porn is nonsense."

HOW? How could this happen?!


Because Porn is nonsense. A fantasy for perverted men (and women) who can't get a proper love, marry, and actually have real sex instead of this cheap masturbation crap.

BoomThunda
01-08-2008, 07:05 AM
Because Porn is nonsense. A fantasy for perverted men (and women) who can't get a proper love, marry, and actually have real sex instead of this cheap masturbation crap.

Well when you're a teenager, you don't really have any other choice!

KillHannah
01-08-2008, 07:12 AM
For me it was the 6th grade.

Every girl around me was getting pregnant.

There men where about 20+ year old vato thugs.

Damn i hate that Mexican Stereotype.:hmm:

ShadowOp
01-08-2008, 08:03 AM
probaly around 11-12. i remember it was a pop up

Raiyne
01-08-2008, 09:55 AM
Bondage model Lorelei... if you count that fetish as porn. o_O

Or maybe it was Newgrounds, I forgot.

TofuKid
01-08-2008, 10:39 AM
SBS at night.

XO I was changing channels when I was young.. Don't know how old though and yea.. Next thing ya know theres this girl goin up n down..

Luckily it was late and my dad was asleep n my mum was taking a shower XO

corasked
01-08-2008, 10:47 AM
lol,i didnt start beating it till 17 yrs old

MoonSoul
01-08-2008, 10:58 AM
lol,i didnt start beating it till 17 yrs old

That was not the question....:eye:

I think i was 9? or so wen i first saw pornographical content on TV.

Cereal&Milk
01-08-2008, 11:19 AM
Woke up one night and saw my brother watching a pornographic (videotape) with intent.

WITH INTENT.


...

Awkward~.

Kyoteki
01-08-2008, 11:53 AM
...I have no clue how to answer that. I thought I made it pretty clear in my introduction post a year back that there were two people using this account o.o;

I'm sorry Kyo D: You don't like the other me? ;_;

D: I luff both of you -Hugs, chains self to- Now don't moce cause I have school tofdday and I udn wanna go. .D:

Oisterboy
01-08-2008, 01:50 PM
I think I was about 7...right after dad moved out. He gave me the internet...lols.

I think before that, I saw some Playboys from like the 50's. Lols.


I don't think it screwed me up...I don't care much for it anymore.

Pan
01-08-2008, 01:54 PM
It was furry..

I did a search on Bearshare for 'Renamon' and I had no idea what the images I downloaded would contain.. >_<

Elevendy
01-08-2008, 01:57 PM
I have no clue when I was first exposed to porn.

All I know is I knew what sex was before I wasn't even in Kindergarten.

And I knew what porn was when I sevenish and I thought it'd be funny to pretend to put in the tape for the Little Mermaid, and actually show the kiddies some porn.

I can't really remember a lot of my childhood well though, so exactly how I learned about all that stuff mytifies me.

icec0ldxXx
01-08-2008, 02:45 PM
i was maybe 11, my friend wanted to show me "cat food" on the internet (we got a cat food called "Pussy" in Sweden) and yeah i think you know how it ended...

A hint: it wasn't cat food he showed me.

TheJESTERJ
01-08-2008, 02:49 PM
Late night ShowTime.

Blinx
01-08-2008, 03:46 PM
Late night ShowTime.
...I were going to post that. :hmm:

C02M0
01-08-2008, 03:52 PM
ads .
when i was downloading stuffs .

Marineking
01-08-2008, 04:23 PM
I sat down one day and said to myself, "I wonder what all this sex stuff is about.." and logged onto the internet. Enter Google and thats the story.

I think I was 11 or something... got caught once because I didn't know about the history button on my browser. My parents thought it was a hacker.

Andromeda
01-08-2008, 04:59 PM
I just surfed in TV channels then suddenly i came to some porn channel

Chidongan
01-08-2008, 06:51 PM
Around 8 ish, I think.

I got a lot of those spam emails from porn websites.

I was curious.

And since I had no older brothers, my friend used to give me ripped out pictures from his older brothers' playboy mags.

*sigh* Good times.

Darksin
01-08-2008, 07:15 PM
uhm... i feel outa place in this thread xD i only watched a few times and that was 3years ago xD It's not fun anymore when you accidently seen a shemale -_-"

Darc
01-08-2008, 09:11 PM
I dunno.I can't remember.Newgrounds?

Or was it when i was joking around with my online friends and we typed funny urls.One of them was fatties.net or something.Let's just say it was a shocker.

That or that time my friends wanted to know what playboy was.

†Ð£MØÑ†
01-08-2008, 09:23 PM
i think it was when i was maybe 9-10 and was like "lol ima type asshole into the url".

It was hawt.

ultimaforce
01-08-2008, 09:24 PM
I was in 4th grade and my Public school buddy came to my school with a playboy magazine which he got taken away.

And a lil before that i surfed all d channels and came across a locked channel. Well the password was 9999. ALl i can say is Wow

GoFlyAKite
01-08-2008, 09:27 PM
i was maybe 11, my friend wanted to show me "cat food" on the internet (we got a cat food called "Pussy" in Sweden) and yeah i think you know how it ended...

A hint: it wasn't cat food he showed me.

You serious? Could you tell us what it was, I've been trying to figure out all day! :-/

Darc
01-08-2008, 09:43 PM
This reminds me of a funny story.

Me and 2 of my friends were talking about boobs with our teacher (Yes,teacher.He's just so fucking hellacious god damn awesome that he even said to a girl "Hold my stick" while he cut some wood) and he says "Man,you guys only think about boobs.I imagine how much you masturbate.Wasted 5 gallons of sperm per day".
We just laughed like hell.

GoFlyAKite
01-08-2008, 09:50 PM
I imagine how much you masturbate.

Woah, I think he went a little overboard there. :-/

Kn7ghT
01-08-2008, 09:51 PM
Internet+boredom=magical things

Darc
01-08-2008, 09:54 PM
Woah, I think he went a little overboard there. :-/
Possibly.

Then again,he's our "art" teacher.Nothing shocking.It'd be if he was a math teacher or something...

We do no art,though.If you count going random for an hour and a half art..It's art.

I am better than you
01-08-2008, 11:48 PM
Eight fucking pages in less than 20 hours.

Cereal&Milk
01-08-2008, 11:53 PM
Eight fucking pages in less than 20 hours.

Think that's bad? Try the English Mabinogi thread. I've never seen a thread hit 200+ pages in less than a month before. :O

And I think your teacher likes you, Darc.

I am better than you
01-09-2008, 12:16 AM
Think that's bad? Try the English Mabinogi thread. I've never seen a thread hit 200+ pages in less than a month before. :O

And I think your teacher likes you, Darc.

(The thread's on pornography.)

Rendascus
01-09-2008, 12:18 AM
I know this topic is gonna make people mad.....MAD CRAZY ABOUT GOING ON TEH INTERWEBS AND SEARCHING PEOPLE WE'RE NOT GONNA GET!

Zynosphere
01-09-2008, 12:22 AM
back in the day when i used to live in the philippines, my brother used to bring home these videos that he hid in his room. When i was by myself once, i went into his room and took one of his videos and watched. I knew the title "asian invasion" was not a action movie O_o

Domokun
01-09-2008, 12:25 AM
When i found newgrounds and found the adult games...:(O_o>_>XD:D

Thalamast
01-09-2008, 12:26 AM
back in the day when i used to live in the philippines, my brother used to bring home these videos that he hid in his room. When i was by myself once, i went into his room and took one of his videos and watched. I knew the title "asian invasion" was not a action movie O_o

i wouldda thought it was an action movie

my first time was when i was 5 and i was home alone (my parents were stupid)

i serfed the tv and found the porn chl and it was chl 666

Serix
01-09-2008, 12:37 AM
i wouldda thought it was an action movie

my first time was when i was 5 and i was home alone (my parents were stupid)

i serfed the tv and found the porn chl and it was chl 666

We all know what beast lurked in the depths of those channels.
And now I demand a cookie for making such a tear jerking thread D=<

"CLEAN MY PIPES"

SQEX
01-09-2008, 02:17 AM
I remember I slept over my friends in 4th grade. One of the guys brought over a playboy magazine. It was really, really weird.

Astro
01-09-2008, 02:34 AM
My first introduction to porn. That's a hard one.

I think it was over a friends house and he changed to a certain channel. It was weird but we still kept watching.
Oh well, we all start one way or another.

drawnzer54
01-09-2008, 02:38 AM
Well, my first introduction to porn included 6 cats, a hammer and 14 jars of mustard.

Serix
01-09-2008, 02:43 AM
Well, my first introduction to porn included 6 cats, a hammer and 14 jars of mustard.

Care to elaborate, I feel like a winner might come out of this one.

Deimos
01-09-2008, 02:45 AM
first intro to porn:

ain my uncles room playi on his brand new sega mega drive, found some porn mags in his drawer.

the rest as they say is history.

Greed
01-09-2008, 02:59 AM
Well, my first introduction to porn included 6 cats, a hammer and 14 jars of mustard.

Man that sounds pretty close to how I found Onrpg.

chaito
01-09-2008, 03:02 AM
"OMG, i am 12 and i have never seen actual porno, the sexyest thing i have gotten to see is the characters from F-zero XD"

- Someone you shouldn't care much about!

drawnzer54
01-09-2008, 03:03 AM
Man that sounds pretty close to how I found Onrpg.

Really? DUDE WERE SO ALIKE D: ilu <3 lmao

chaito
01-09-2008, 03:08 AM
New grounds is not THAT full of porn Dawn u peple give it a bad name...

DEDIT: OMFG WTF LOL BBQ!?!?! Soo mUch ADult COnTenT! So much **cking!
MY god there is even one including that girl form TeenTitans... Soo horible, Yet cant click on close,
WHy?!?!? XD

Greed
01-09-2008, 03:12 AM
New grounds is not THAT full of porn Dawn u peple give it a bad name...

DEDIT: OMFG WTF LOL BBQ!?!?! Soo mUch ADult COnTenT! So much **cking!
MY god there is even one including that girl form TeenTitans... Soo horible, Yet cant click on close,
WHy?!?!? XD

Wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? Considering both girls from teentitans are 15 >.>

HaraShun
01-09-2008, 03:16 AM
newgrounds is onrpgs most hardcore sight. lolz

drawnzer54
01-09-2008, 03:19 AM
Wouldn't that be considered pedophilia? Considering both girls from teentitans are 15 >.>


My second introduction to porn involved Greed o_o; Don't ask how.

12ayy92
01-09-2008, 03:21 AM
Oh god. What has Onrpg turned into...

Thankfully, I've never been exposed to this nonsense. Hooray for setting up parental control for myself.

you don't deserve your wonderful gift

go chop it off

Thalamast
01-09-2008, 03:22 AM
My second introduction to porn involved Greed o_o; Don't ask how.

did he reccomend a site

if he did pics or it didn't happen

Greed
01-09-2008, 03:22 AM
My second introduction to porn involved Greed o_o; Don't ask how.

o.o Do I want to remember this? ....

Serix
01-09-2008, 03:23 AM
o.o Do I want to remember this? ....

It wasn't as bad as the time I introduced you to MY porn.

Thalamast
01-09-2008, 03:26 AM
It wasn't as bad as the time I introduced you to MY porn.

so many good quotes for my signature

aslo is "MY porn" some codename for kitty sex

Greed
01-09-2008, 03:28 AM
you don't deserve your wonderful gift

go chop it off

LOL xD Biggest laugh of the day.

so many good quotes for my signature

aslo is "MY porn" some codename for kitty sex

No K-Style is the codename for kitty sex. What do you think GunZ players do in their free time? :P

Serix
01-09-2008, 03:29 AM
so many good quotes for my signature

aslo is "MY porn" some codename for kitty sex

More or less top classified information, but I can tell you that it involves a 2 3m long vibrators, some jelly, a box of styrofoam, and Helloween blasting in the background.

Good times.

drawnzer54
01-09-2008, 03:33 AM
More or less top classified information, but I can tell you that it involves a 2 3m long vibrators, some jelly, a box of styrofoam, and Helloween blasting in the background.

Good times.


That sounds hawt. but where were the fuzzy handcuffs :hmm:

Greed
01-09-2008, 03:37 AM
That sounds hawt. but where were the fuzzy handcuffs :hmm:

And the gummy bears D:

You have to finish up with the gummy bears.

drawnzer54
01-09-2008, 03:39 AM
And the gummy bears D:

You have to finish up with the gummy bears.


Yea man. Gummy bears turn me on. i could just. rub my nipples till they bleed, just looking at that purple gummy bear..

OMGZ SO HAWT D:

Serix
01-09-2008, 03:40 AM
And the gummy bears D:

You have to finish up with the gummy bears.

I'm almost 100% sure that we finished with a session of carebears in pornucopia, otherwise, we may have done chocolate gummy bears, it's all blurry after we clubbed the seals with the dildos.

Stabkiller0
01-09-2008, 05:30 AM
Why does this thread have 5 stars?

I found porn when I was 6. At first I was still confused about how people masturbated or had sex.

TheOmen
01-09-2008, 05:34 AM
I invented porn.

icec0ldxXx
01-09-2008, 09:24 AM
Originally Posted by icec0ldxXx:
i was maybe 11, my friend wanted to show me "cat food" on the internet (we got a cat food called "Pussy" in Sweden) and yeah i think you know how it ended...

A hint: it wasn't cat food he showed me.

You serious? Could you tell us what it was, I've been trying to figure out all day! :-/

are you serious? well, another hint: what is the name of the cat food? the content of that website included alot of them/it

PS. maybe the cat food's name was spelled with an I, but im more sure it was with an Y :S

GoFlyAKite
01-09-2008, 12:07 PM
are you serious? well, another hint: what is the name of the cat food? the content of that website included alot of them/it

PS. maybe the cat food's name was spelled with an I, but im more sure it was with an Y :S

lol, guess you can't be sarcastic on the internet. XO

PS. I got it the first time. :)

Kyoteki
01-09-2008, 12:10 PM
I invented porn.

You Mr.Omen then, has received the epic award of ruining people's lives from being addicted to it! CONGRADULATIONS!!

icec0ldxXx
01-09-2008, 12:45 PM
Hahahaha, alright. thought so, i was afraid you were like a 10y old :p

SURVIVALsp1
01-09-2008, 01:32 PM
Japan + Tent + 12 years old = Fetish now

Trisomy
01-09-2008, 01:46 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
"Grab your d1ck and double click, the internet is for porn"
Need I say more?

ROFLMAO i love you for that video

TheGW
01-09-2008, 02:27 PM
When I was 3, it was a night at a little province back then.
A few fellow cousins of mine was watching something on TV/Beta Max.
I didn't still understand those things, but everything was still fresh in my mind.

It was a bit blurry but here are some supported details:
Hmm...let me see...Yeah!.
There was this woman (Blondie, wearing a black dress like teachers wear.) and a guy that seems to be tired/very very tired.
After driving to a place, sort of a garden I think, the girl drag the guy to the back of the car (it was a Mitsubishi L200) then she open the zipper and started swallowing it, then after a few moments or so, she wiped it with a red kerchief.
Then she pushed the guy to the side of the hill and throw the handkerchief in his face then she left.

Then I fall asleep...

icec0ldxXx
01-09-2008, 06:02 PM
When I was 3, it was a night at a little province back then.
A few fellow cousins of mine was watching something on TV/Beta Max.
I didn't still understand those things, but everything was still fresh in my mind.

It was a bit blurry but here are some supported details:
Hmm...let me see...Yeah!.
There was this woman (Blondie, wearing a black dress like teachers wear.) and a guy that seems to be tired/very very tired.
After driving to a place, sort of a garden I think, the girl drag the guy to the back of the car (it was a Mitsubishi L200) then she open the zipper and started swallowing it, then after a few moments or so, she wiped it with a red kerchief.
Then she pushed the guy to the side of the hill and throw the handkerchief in his face then she left.

Then I fall asleep...


by the details you just mentioned it seems you still have that tape and just watched it.

nah, just kidding :) or was i right maybe?:p

csfeen
01-09-2008, 08:53 PM
I think I was around 11 when I found Newgrounds.

yeah, heyyy me too LOL


and i thought all women had penises after i played that erotic poker game haha

Phr0zen
01-09-2008, 08:56 PM
by the details you just mentioned it seems you still have that tape and just watched it.

nah, just kidding :) or was i right maybe?:p

Well, he did remember the make/model of the car they were doing it in. So I'm with you on this one. He definitely just watched it!

:P

Ska-Boy
01-09-2008, 08:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


Word of mouth I suppose?

TheGW
01-10-2008, 05:19 AM
by the details you just mentioned it seems you still have that tape and just watched it.

nah, just kidding :) or was i right maybe?:p
We only have DVD player, how can I play a Beta Max (The small VHS thingy).
And I think it was back at 1994-ish...
The only thing I have is a 3 Volume H-Anime and a couple of Yaois...
Honestly, Our house back then was already sold for almost a year, and I hink it's not even there anymore. Also where like 2 islands appart...

Nefari
01-10-2008, 05:36 AM
Haha fun thread. I was in 3rd grade and sleeping over at a friends house for his birthday. He had some older friends in 6th grade and when all the parents were asleep, brought us upstairs and googled, "boobs". Need I say more?

TheOmen
01-10-2008, 05:43 AM
It seems my porn has gotten a lot of attention through the years, i am glad.

Encore125
01-10-2008, 06:02 AM
When I was 8 my bro showed me. I already knew what naked people looked like but I didn't know guys stuck they're dicks in girls XD.

Danuve
01-10-2008, 06:15 AM
I was 11 and are cable provider had a free month of Cinemax and Showtime going... well Me and my little brother were watching Cinemax and a movie involving a sex triangle game started playing we both watched.


That was my first time watching a porno tho I was only checking out the hot studs banging the woman.

:hmm:

Trisomy
01-10-2008, 06:25 AM
My first time was in like 7th grade. I was trying to go to X-men.com.

It ended up being a porno site not the site to my beloved superheroes. My innocence is now gone forever.

TheGW
01-10-2008, 07:20 AM
My first time was in like 7th grade. I was trying to go to X-men.com.

It ended up being a porno site not the site to my beloved superheroes. My innocence is now gone forever.
Lol, I'm laughing.
Hahahaha...

It happened to me too...
though mine was different.

I clicked a link saying "All Girls", when it opened it turned up to be gay men..hahahahaha

PowerGamer
01-10-2008, 06:16 PM
something like 7... I was a computer geek even back then and I surfed the net, any time you surf the net, you're bound to find some porn, even if you're not looking.

AbysmalGuilt
01-10-2008, 09:15 PM
I was 11 and are cable provider had a free month of Cinemax and Showtime going... well Me and my little brother were watching Cinemax and a movie involving a sex triangle game started playing we both watched.


That was my first time watching a porno tho I was only checking out the hot studs banging the woman.

:hmm:

Because you knew you were gay when you were 11 *rolls eyes*

I don't know when my first intro to porn was, don't really care, it's a waste of time. I'd rather be proud of biting my toenails.

GoFlyAKite
01-10-2008, 09:35 PM
My first time was in like 7th grade. I was trying to go to X-men.com.

It ended up being a porno site not the site to my beloved superheroes. My innocence is now gone forever.

Reminds me of a story. I was researching a project about the beaver. I didn't know beaver was another name for it. :3

Serix
01-10-2008, 09:47 PM
Reminds me of a story. I was researching a project about the beaver. I didn't know beaver was another name for it. :3

"Wide open beavers" pure epic.
The topic of beavers was also widely discussed in a Kurt Vonnegut book, I'm pretty sure it was in Breakfast of Champions

Deimos
01-10-2008, 09:57 PM
I was 11 and are cable provider had a free month of Cinemax and Showtime going... well Me and my little brother were watching Cinemax and a movie involving a sex triangle game started playing we both watched.


That was my first time watching a porno tho I was only checking out the hot studs banging the woman.

:hmm:

how did you know you were gay at eleven? or did you just notice the guys more than the women?

Trisomy
01-10-2008, 09:58 PM
Also reminds me of whitehouse.com....

I googled it in class as a result i got detention. Wow i really hate deceptive website names like that.

Bacn
01-10-2008, 10:06 PM
how did you know you were gay at eleven? or did you just notice the guys more than the women?

He obviously didn't know he was gay when he was 11. He probably wouldn't even know what gay was when he was 11. Not to mention, no gay person would be 100% sure of their sexuality the first time they saw porn.

DoubleDouble
01-10-2008, 10:54 PM
My intro to porn was approx. 2min ago when I saw 2girls1cup if consider that porn :D.

Jkjk

Umm when I was like 8 i was searching through channels and found som pronz and I was like "Why is that man hurting that woman, and why are they naked?"

TheGW
01-11-2008, 02:03 PM
Also reminds me of whitehouse.com....

I googled it in class as a result i got detention. Wow i really hate deceptive website names like that.
Are you searching for the house of the US Pres.?
Anyway, Once again A few of my friends also got a bit funny, when they told me to access a brutal site (You can see videos of hostages in Middle East where some Terrorist cut their head off...)
Just search it: Ogrish.com

Then I though the links from the side was an O.K. to look, but when I clicked "Farm Girls", I saw girls having a great time with Horses and Dogs. :eye:

Raiyne
01-11-2008, 02:13 PM
Ouch... first introduction to porn being beastiality must be horrible.

Deimos
01-11-2008, 02:42 PM
I saw girls having a great time with Horses and Dogs. :eye:

and you never looked back since?

ReGainMadness
01-11-2008, 04:07 PM
When I was 9. Some kid put porn on the schoolcomputers.

Icharou
01-11-2008, 05:01 PM
Oh god. What has Onrpg turned into...

Thankfully, I've never been exposed to this nonsense. Hooray for setting up parental control for myself.

Porn is normal, the humanity NEEDS it! ;)

C02M0
01-11-2008, 06:01 PM
Icharou is right ....
i think ....

wait ...

Deimos
01-11-2008, 06:30 PM
Icharou is right ....
i think ....

wait ...

you had to think about that?

Icharou
01-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Oh and my first introduction was when I was 8 years old, someone on school typed 'XXX' or w/e. And we were all like, holy shit that's grose! :p

C02M0
01-11-2008, 08:56 PM
im in porn mood only in internet ...
when im playing RL , im not ....

in RL the chars arent thet smexy ...

Bacn
01-11-2008, 09:19 PM
im in porn mood only in internet ...
when im playing RL , im not ....

in RL the chars arent thet smexy ...

Maybe you should just change your server.

Greed
01-11-2008, 09:24 PM
Maybe you should just change your server.

CC plox D:

axess1907
01-11-2008, 09:26 PM
I got my first Sex or Porn "SHOCK" when I was 9. My uncle burned a CD and many files were on it. I browsed the files and found a movie called "Tommy Lee and pamela anderson...". I got a shock man.... But now I like porn and watch it everyday hahahahaha

Chill18
01-11-2008, 10:11 PM
Newgrounds. I forgot how old i was.