At last, after more than three years of clumsy existence and thousands upon thousands of tiresome, incompetent instances of waffling, we've managed to condense an entire news story into a remarkably efficient headline. It's quite miraculous, really, and it likely signals our arrival at the pinnacle of our blogging prowess. No longer will hasty readers have to suffer through pompous opening paragraphs and interminable tangents before laying eyes on the actual news!

So anyway, Activision has announced that new downloadable multiplayer maps for its smash-success shooter, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, are "on the way" to the Xbox Live Marketplace and PlayStation Network. Questions regarding release date, price and quantity went unanswered by the publisher, thus leaving the headline as the only useful sentence in this entire post.
source: http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/04/new-call-of-duty-4-maps-on-the-way/

Good news for Call of duty 4 fans like myself.





Although.... The real reason why I made this thread was because today, february 5th, is my birthday! I turned 13 today.

You could've just said "ZOMG I'M 13 BEECHES" and I would've posted anyway for the +1.

Now let me go dig you up some presents.

Happy Birthday bitch =P

lol good to know?

http://www.butlersheetmetal.com/tinbasherblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sheetmetal_blonde.jpg

You'll be getting a fedex truck coming up to your house soon.

I'll give you some birthday wisdom:
Remember,
Practice safe lunch,
Use a Condiment.

I'll give you some birthday wisdom:
Remember,
Practice safe lunch,
Use a Condiment.

He's 13, kids nowadays have their hotdogs with out the bun.

He's 13, kids nowadays have their hotdogs with out the bun.

Yikes, those rebels.

Now you can be the average 13 year old on CoD4 and Halo 3! Good for you!

What the hell? I thought you were 13 already?






What?

Now you can be the average 13 year old on CoD4 and Halo 3! Good for you!

Halo 3 sucks now. Almost as much as your skills DISSED FOOL. anyways yes, I am the average 13 year old with the annoying voice on call of duty 4.

Yay that makes me the slightly above average 16 year old on CoD4 :)

Tehy should put in downloadable skins. That would be kickass

yea i heard about this on ign. im pretty excited about the new content.

and happy birthday youngster.

At last, after more than three years of clumsy existence and thousands upon thousands of tiresome, incompetent instances of waffling, we've managed to condense an entire news story into a remarkably efficient headline. It's quite miraculous, really, and it likely signals our arrival at the pinnacle of our blogging prowess. No longer will hasty readers have to suffer through pompous opening paragraphs and interminable tangents before laying eyes on the actual news!

So anyway, Activision has announced that new downloadable multiplayer maps for its smash-success shooter, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, are "on the way" to the Xbox Live Marketplace and PlayStation Network. Questions regarding release date, price and quantity went unanswered by the publisher, thus leaving the headline as the only useful sentence in this entire post.
source: http://www.joystiq.com/2008/02/04/new-call-of-duty-4-maps-on-the-way/



Good news for Call of duty 4 fans like myself.





Although.... The real reason why I made this thread was because today, february 5th, is my birthday! I turned 13 today.


LULZ U R TURNS 13. Welcome to an age of miracle boners, sweaty and smelly pits *go buy some deadorant*, and your very own mustache. Hopefully once you shave your mustache won't grow back as fast as mine.

Congratulations, you're finally old enough to dress yourself. :3

Fuck you, I turn 15 today
:D
I WIN
<3 Happy bday

Now you can be the average 13 year old on CoD4 and Halo 3! Good for you!

You mean the ones the scream "WOW WTF? HOW DID I GET KILLED?" And then hog up the mic with useless crap like: "okay team, so...uh, where we headed?" Yeah, I don't think that's our 13 year young runahs.

*feels old*

happy birthday man :)

You mean the ones the scream "WOW WTF? HOW DID I GET KILLED?" And then hog up the mic with useless crap like: "okay team, so...uh, where we headed?" Yeah, I don't think that's our 13 year young runahs.

No, more like the little fuckers that go, "BOOM HEADSHOT." Every 6 seconds wither they shot something or not.

Yeah, I'm one of those little fuckers...

No, more like the little fuckers that go, "BOOM HEADSHOT." Every 6 seconds wither they shot something or not.

Yeah, I'm one of those little fuckers...

And then they yell into the mic, expecting everyone to give a fuck: YEAH, DID YOU SEE THAT KILL? WHAT?!?!

XD Little fucker.

And then they yell into the mic, expecting everyone to give a fuck: YEAH, DID YOU SEE THAT KILL? WHAT?!?!

XD Little fucker.

My favorite are the ones with colored clan tags or R3/L3 who think they are so cool. Stupid bastards laggin up the game...

My favorite are the ones with colored clan tags or R3/L3 who think they are so cool. Stupid bastards laggin up the game...

Yeah! Wtf, how do they do that anyways? I saw a friend with his whole name dark and white. o.O Explain please...


Edit: <3 Ign.

http://pc.ign.com/articles/849/849346p1.html

Set for spring.

And then they yell into the mic, expecting everyone to give a fuck: YEAH, DID YOU SEE THAT KILL? WHAT?!?!

XD Little fucker.


seriously eh, how the hell would i see the kill?

sabotage is the greatest mode. oh and hardcore matches.

Finally some damn new ones >_> , anyways happy birtday punk

13?

may your voice ring shrill over vent and teamspeak and piss off vet cod2 players.

but i guess you young whippersnappers dont play games like that.

13?

may your voice ring shrill over vent and teamspeak and piss off vet cod2 players.

but i guess you young whippersnappers dont play games like that.

D: on xbox live i get made fun of so bad because of my voice and they always say the kids are immature, but almost all of them are more immature than me.