Yeah, not pretty.

unless you have a small toilet, learn to aim
yea..never have

I never have.

Its quite annoying. Almost as bad as sneezing when your standing at the toilet.

Yeah, not pretty.

i dont get it

i pee in the shower too


two birds with one stone

this is why u sit when ur going to pee, except if ur having a boner its going to be hard..

this is why u sit when ur going to pee, except if ur having a boner its going to be hard..

real men christen the rim and are proud about it


fucken women and their toilet regimes, i fight for the repressed, im a revolutionary




(that or a sick uncouth twat who deserves every second of being brated by female counterparts.)

i never learn btw

nope never has had happen, but it does i'll make sure to mail you a letter.

I had that once.

What's worse is when you're in public, you have to pass gas but you hold it in, and then you sneeze.

WOOHOO!

I had that once.

What's worse is when you're in public, you have to pass gas but you hold it in, and then you sneeze.

WOOHOO!

GOD, I hate that! It seems like everytime you do hold one in, you gotta sneeze...And that awkward shifting move you do when you gotta do both at the same time just makes you look retarded. >_>

Anyways, is there a point to this topic? O_O

I sneeze and cough at the same time. I never just sneeze.




Wait, what?

Yeah, not pretty.

yo when i was peeing and had hiccups i started to poop.no lie.:eye:

Borners are pretty worse than hiccup or sneezes. :p

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY

yo when i was peeing and had hiccups i started to poop.no lie.:eye:

This man is Kcool by the way.

This thread is utterly disturbing, I'm going to stray out of it immediately.

i had diareaha, hiccups, and a boner at the same time...dont ask>_>XO

never had,,,

i had diareaha, hiccups, and a boner at the same time...dont ask>_>XO

Diarrhea and a boner, eh..?

The worst is when you have a MASSIVE erection and you have to take the largest piss ever.

Hold it in, or tear your urethra to shreds? It is a painful decision.

The worst is when you have a MASSIVE erection and you have to take the largest piss ever.

Hold it in, or tear your urethra to shreds? It is a painful decision.

Cut it off is the third option?

Cut it off is the third option?

That is NEVER an option.

That is NEVER an option.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm doomed.

Wow, this thread is gay.

Wow, this thread is gay.

That's what she said.

Wow, this thread is gay.

amazing insight you have given us

lol funny, I hate it, but, that's why urinating takes hours of hard focus and mediation lol.

lol funny, I hate it, but, that's why urinating takes hours of hard focus and mediation lol.

geez what are you doing? trying to piss a turner landscape in the snow?????

yo when i was peeing and had hiccups i started to poop.no lie.:eye:

...o_o

i had diareaha, hiccups, and a boner at the same time...dont ask>_>XO

...x_x

The worst is when you have a MASSIVE erection and you have to take the largest piss ever.

Hold it in, or tear your urethra to shreds? It is a painful decision.

Lul wtf.

VAJAYJAY FTW ! D:

..-crawls out-

I had it once. I sprayed everywhere. But, It was the morning so I cleaned it up after school.....when it was dry and sticky.

On a scale from 1 to gay this thread is homo!

Dude, how could you maintain an erection while having diarrhea?
You're a sick man.

i dont get it

i pee in the shower too


two birds with one stone

Deimos, you never manage to disappoint me with your humor.

On topic; Yes, I've puked while peeing, sneezed, coughed, cried. You name it.

The worse was when i had to piss and take a shit, while having a boner. I ended up pissing on the floor.

Ok, that's enough. This diabolicol show of childish comments and vulgar behaviour has reached its last stop.

Get the fuck off my train.