View Full Version : Serious Topic : Rape
Deimos
02-08-2008, 01:49 AM
Rape isnt funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXLlhNsbncI
unless its hilarious
Cingal
02-08-2008, 01:53 AM
I never did get around to watching peep show...
power_gamer_6
02-08-2008, 01:57 AM
I don't get it.
TheJESTERJ
02-08-2008, 01:58 AM
Am I weird for having a thing for British accents?
†Ð£MØÑ†
02-08-2008, 01:59 AM
That wasn't really that funny.........D:
Serix
02-08-2008, 02:00 AM
god damnit >.> he shoulda raped him.
now serious business, women should always have an electric dildo that immediatly causes temporal erectile dysfunction, only way to prevent rape.
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 02:04 AM
Wha... was that suppose to be funny?
Was it a gay joke I didn't understand?
Ronin
02-08-2008, 02:05 AM
electric dildo that immediatly causes temporal erectile dysfunction
On ocasion where "Think of all the possibilitys" lets run a cold shiver down my spine.
Deimos
02-08-2008, 02:05 AM
i guess british humour isnt a galactic standard
this genius is wasted
brb whilst i kill myself with alcohol poisoning
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 02:08 AM
i guess british humour isnt a galactic standard
this genius is wasted
brb whilst i kill myself with alcohol poisoning
I'm Brittish, I should understand... :p
Cingal
02-08-2008, 02:08 AM
http://www.rapestop.net/
For those who don't want to read.
Rapex is anti-rape device which is inserted inside, now when "rape" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the rapist.
This would then require the rapist to have it surgically removed.
Now that's all well and fine.
But what happens when your pissed off ex-girlfriend decides she wants revenge?
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 02:13 AM
http://www.rapestop.net/
For those who don't want to read.
Rapex is anti-rape device which is inserted inside, now when "rape" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the rapist.
This would then require the rapist to have it surgically removed.
Now that's all well and fine.
But what happens when your pissed off ex-girlfriend decides she wants revenge?
But what if she wants to have sex?
TheJESTERJ
02-08-2008, 02:15 AM
But what if she wants to have sex?
Really?
REALLY?! This is a joke right?
Cingal
02-08-2008, 02:16 AM
But what if she wants to have sex?
Apparently it's not that hard to remove, with hands.
I believe it works on the element of surprise.
And it sounds like quite a surprise...
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 02:17 AM
Rapex is anti-rape device which is inserted inside, now when "rape" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the rapist.
This would then require the rapist to have it surgically removed.
Then she can't use her finger to take it out...
Cingal
02-08-2008, 02:20 AM
Then she can't use her finger to take it out...
There's a special rod you stick up there to have it removed?
I wouldn't know I do not own either a vagina or a rapex anti-rape device.
Should I ever acquire them both, I will let you know however.
It'll probably say on the site, somewhere, I can't say I've looked into it.
FAQ -
It is inserted with an applicator like a tampon, and removed with the same applicator.
Serix
02-08-2008, 02:20 AM
Serious business, only problem is the bitch would be dead after she gouged the rapist.
they lost they're boyhood, now they're out for revenge.
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 02:27 AM
But doesn't it kind of suck now he has his penis stuck in her pussy... What they going to walk down the street skipping merrily to the hospital?
Cingal
02-08-2008, 02:31 AM
But doesn't it kind of suck now he has his penis stuck in her pussy... What they going to walk down the street skipping merrily to the hospital?
Not sure. If she pulled hard enough I suppose she could remove herself, it'd just be like this "applicator" they speak of.
Unlike the guy of course who now has needles in his penis.
Oh, and incase you're wondering it looks like this.
http://www.rapestop.net/gallery/photos/Anti-Rape%20Condom%20in%20open%20position/IMG_1897.JPG
Possible one of the most uncomfortable flesh lights on the market.
Deimos
02-08-2008, 03:51 AM
http://www.rapestop.net/
For those who don't want to read.
Rapex is anti-rape device which is inserted inside, now when "rape" happens there are spikes on the inside of the device which rather obviously cause pain and actually cause the device to attach it's self to the rapist.
This would then require the rapist to have it surgically removed.
Now that's all well and fine.
But what happens when your pissed off ex-girlfriend decides she wants revenge?
jesus christ is that shit real?
what happens if she gets drunk and forgets she has it on? oh bad luck for the dude? FUCK THAT... jesus christ
GoFlyAKite
02-08-2008, 12:20 PM
i laughed at the random door kick, it was funny.
Bacn is unamused. It needs more rape.
Sandman53
02-08-2008, 03:02 PM
Rape is not funny at all... And that video was full of stupid.
As for the rape prevention device... sounds interesting.
Deimos
02-08-2008, 04:17 PM
silly americans dont understand humour
Fuxey
02-08-2008, 04:48 PM
i found it odd that he wanted to rape a man... why dosent anyone mention that?
Greed
02-08-2008, 04:50 PM
i found it odd that he wanted to rape a man... why dosent anyone mention that?
I was thinking that too.
And wouldn't the guy know that his coffee tastes funny?
Murxidon
02-08-2008, 06:07 PM
Peep Show, the best comedy series on television.
It's amazing how only the select few British get it. But once you do, phworeeee
Deimos
02-08-2008, 06:20 PM
i found it odd that he wanted to rape a man... why dosent anyone mention that?
I was thinking that too.
And wouldn't the guy know that his coffee tastes funny?
lol. jeremy wants to have a party but is afraid mark will ruin it simply by being in the house, so he puts loads of medicine in his cup of lemsip in the hope he'll pass out and stay out of the way. its just funny how he has that split second of thought where he actually considers the helplesness of his friend.
Fuxey
02-08-2008, 06:28 PM
lol. jeremy wants to have a party but is afraid mark will ruin it simply by being in the house, so he puts loads of medicine in his cup of lemsip in the hope he'll pass out and stay out of the way. its just funny how he has that split second of thought where he actually considers the helplesness of his friend.
ROFL! you make comics so much better lol.
Oisterboy
02-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Am I weird for having a thing for British accents?
Not unless I'm weird too. Which is TOTALLY a possibility.
TheJESTERJ
02-08-2008, 09:04 PM
Not unless I'm weird too. Which is TOTALLY a possibility.
It just seems to make things funnier. Especially those really heavy ones.
You know the ones.
ReGainMadness
02-08-2008, 09:14 PM
Once I heared a guy say.
There is nothing like rape, it's just suprise sex.
Syetactic
02-08-2008, 09:21 PM
Peep Show, the best comedy series on television.
It's amazing how only the select few British get it. But once you do, phworeeee
There was nothing to get, it just wasn't funny. I showed my parents; my Mum is from Peterbough, and my Dad is from Newcastle. Neither of them laughed.. it was just lame.
Deimos
02-08-2008, 09:36 PM
There was nothing to get, it just wasn't funny. I showed my parents; my Mum is from Peterbough, and my Dad is from Newcastle. Neither of them laughed.. it was just lame.
thats because they havent seen peepshow.
its an awesome series
DoubleDouble
02-08-2008, 09:44 PM
i guess british humour isnt a galactic standard
this genius is wasted
brb whilst i kill myself with alcohol poisoning
I didnt get that joke either.
woshiibreak
02-09-2008, 12:14 AM
Am I weird for having a thing for British accents?
I know I do. x_x
I'm Brittish, I should understand... :p
It's British btw.
Let's just say that wasn't a typo & you have terrible spelling that you can't even spell your own ethnic group whatever.
That so doesn't make sense.
HellYeahDota
02-09-2008, 01:07 AM
Let's just say that wasn't a typo & you have terrible spelling that you can't even spell your own ethnic group whatever.
That so doesn't make sense.
It's obviously just a simple typo..
Seiuosly, you shuoldnt have qouted him jsut becuaes of taht.
MrNoodles
02-09-2008, 03:20 AM
RapeX makes me scared to go on dates now.
Cingal
02-09-2008, 03:22 AM
RapeX makes me scared to go on dates now.
Yeah, it's one of the few devices which makes it seem safer to be homosexual.
MrNoodles
02-09-2008, 03:24 AM
Yeah, it's one of the few devices which makes it seem safer to be homosexual.
I rather have that get stuck on my dick than be homo. I bet a homo could put it in his ass though.
†Ð£MØÑ†
02-09-2008, 03:25 AM
I rather have that get stuck on my dick than be homo. I bet a homo could put it in his ass though.
I laffed. XD
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