http://www.ninjapirate.com/content.php?f=returnofjesus.html

Just an interesting page I found a few years ago... I was reminded of it when Squallion was ranting over new Sonic the Hedgehog...

What do you think? I love it.

Lmao xD. Of course he's pissed, anyone saw The Passion of the Christ? I would be feeling like kicking *** too.

oh snap lol.. that was pretty funny

"It is certain now. Super Saiyan Jesus is coming and he's pissed."

Is it a coincidence that Goku likes to float around on a cloud?

Clearly not.

The only flaw with this joke is that they interpret it as if the idea of the coming of Jesus was paralleled by DBZ. Which, if anything, would be the other way around. Other than that it's mildly humorous.

Probably would have been funnier a few years ago, but Jesus jokes are getting really old now.

Its ironic, because the bible can be interpreted to such ridiculous things.

Its ironic, because the bible can be interpreted to such ridiculous things.

When interpreted literally, yes. Sorry, I'm no fun, I'm not quick to jump on the Bible-bashing bandwagon.

I don't think there will be a coming of Jesus, I just leave it at that.

Jesus is already here. And his name is Will Ferrel. Not Jesus.

The bible is more bs than religion. Religion, organised anyway, I don't like, but if people want it in their lives without oppressing others, go for it.

I just dislike the idea of the bible. It's an interesting book, though, and I do think people should read it, at least for general knowledge.

Just for the record, I would totally convert if Jesus turns out to be a Super Saiyan.

I mean, it's common sense. You worship the guy who is willing to (And able) to blast your *** with some sort of super power.

Of course, some people call that slavery, but I think they're just jealous.

Just for the record, I would totally convert if Jesus turns out to be a Super Saiyan.

I mean, it's common sense. You worship the guy who is willing to (And able) to blast your *** with some sort of super power.

Of course, some people call that slavery, but I think they're just jealous.

Slavery? Naaah.
Being on the winning side is always great.

Now I just have one question. Is Jesus gonna be cast as one of the characters in the live action DBZ movie?

only if he gets his lazy *** here in time D:

Now I just have one question. Is Jesus gonna be cast as one of the characters in the live action DBZ movie?

Most likely the sequel.

Since the movie start's at Dragon Ball, not Z

I have to post this:

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6600/ssroon3an.gif

edit: for those who weren't there, this is Roon, also known around the forums as Jesus.

I leave you to come to your own conclusions.

PAPA ROOOOOON! I miss him so.

I still prefer Raptor Jesus.

I still prefer Raptor Jesus.

I still prefer

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRlcheKck0w&feature=related