http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

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The contest is now over- the winners will be selected and announced on Monday!

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Onrpg.com in partnership with Possibility Space are happy to announce a contest for 100 beta accounts for their upcoming title "Warrior Epic". The contest is very simple. We supply a screenshot (as seen above), and you need to post a caption for the screenshot. Anything goes so long as you keep it clean.

The top 25 will get a beta account that is good from day 1, the 75 runners-up will get an account that will be activated 1 week after the start of beta.

Check out the game here: http://www.warriorepic.com (http://www.warriorepic.com/)

I do believe that you meen (as seen above).

Anyways, good job getting the beta accounts!

Good luck to everyone, I'm really bad with coming up with stuff, and I already got accepted thanks to the post your favourite food topic.

A caption is like putting words for the person to say... such as the barbarian who is mauling those 2.. things with the giant axe. What you came up with is a slogan =/

Nothing says "Critical Hit" like hearts coming out of your ass.

So are you going to upload a screenshot everyday or what?

A caption is like putting words for the person to say... such as the barbarian who is mauling those 2.. things with the giant axe. What you came up with is a slogan =/

(I knew it was wrong so i asked it(i had to put something))

Why is this thing bleeding hearts!?

Really stupid, I know

The best part of waking up, is a crit axe in your cup.
*to the tune of the folger's jingle*

if the hearts are supposed to be there for critical hit:
Haha hearts in ur face!

Bandit #1: "Did that guy just shit his pants?"

Badit #2: "With hearts?"

I want blood, damn it! Not hearts!!

another bad attempt

or: Happy Valintines Day bitch!

Wait............
So we put caption in this picture?
http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg
Or is it just a random image of the game and the contest image isn't up yet.

Axe-Weilder: Zomfg, teh attack of the Pewp-hearts of DUUUUUHM! GET TO DA CHOPPA!111one!11

Critical, HaHa i pwn!

Bandit #1: "Did that guy just shit his pants?"

Badit #2: "With hearts?"

^^ its best :3

Bandits: omg! a noob! lets gang him!!
Warrior: Hm?

Bandit1 hits Warrior for 0 damage!
Bandit2 hits Warrior for 0 damage!
Critical hit! Warrior hits bandit1 for 99 damage!
Bandit1 falls unconscious!
Warrior gains 1exp.

Warrior: 1exp? omg! who's the noob now!!

This contest haven't start yet riight? just asking.

Looks like a fun contest will give it a try

Falcon Paunch!

*Wham!*
"Critical fail-damage"
-Bandits awsomeness has been reduced by 70 points!

"Anal Lovin"

Critical Hit with an axe?



What do they think this game is,DND?

"Thank the gods for natural 20s."

"Muscles aren't only for showing off"

"Stop hitting me....I did NOT take your cookie...he did!!"

or

"I keep telling ya I'm not into that weird S&M s%$t!! If you want that type of stuff go find yourself a troll!"

"Now that will teah you to play with my wifes heart biatch" well best i could do LOL :D

Warrior: Do you know who I am?
Bandits: Why do we ca-
Warrior: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BI*CH!
Warrior crits bandits for 1000.

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg
When battle gets truly epic, anything can happen, especially hearts from farts

Yes! my power-puff girls skills work!

Warrior: How did I get a critical when I havent even swung my axe yet...

or

Bandit 1: Did something just hit me cuz I didnt feel a thing.

Bandit 2 (to Bandit 1): It might of been the wind...



Thats the best I can come up with.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/2340/warrioreventza7.jpg

Barbarian: Hey guys like my new +3 battle axe of love?
Gunman1: Lucky nooby won the valentines day contest!
Gunman2: ZOMG it has +20% critical rate!!

Bandit1: HOLY !!! That critical Huuuurts !!!!
Warrior: ... *SLASH*
Bandit2: Really ? hhhmmmm.... By the way, I love your tatoo warrior ;)

you didn't love me with my axe body spray, so now i'm trying with a real axe.

Axe weilder:Man i hate when mama makes those "tocos made from love" oh well!! SHOOP DA WHOOP.
Bandit #1 : Omg man he got mah pen0r.
Bandit #2: Holy crap im getting outta here.

From an early age, Bob (The Butcher) MacButch had a strange love-hate relationship with ninjas wearing white knee length trousers.

" With the power of Love , I CRIT you !! "

Bandit: ''You don't like pain, do you?''

Warrior: ''No, no, no!''

Bandit: ''Then I'll give you a critical hit with love, is that ok?''

Warrior: ''Oh yeah, baby.''

Warrior: Lulz i hit with axe now.
Bandit 1:... the hell?
Bandit 2: did you understand what he said?
Bandit 1: nope.
Warrior: O.o... AI reaction in this game pwns.
Bandit 2: yes it does. The game masters put in the most complicated AI ever known to man-kind into some weird-looking game where people fart hearts when they crit instead of useing it for something usefull.
Warrior: ... Wow...

"lol dumb bandits, break me off a piece of that crit kat bar! two for you, none for me!"

Damage : Critical Love !!!!

Warrior : *Wields Axe up high*
Ninja 1 : *Strikes the warriors junk with the back of the gun*

-Flashy hearts critical gfx emerge and Rick roll's music starts-

Ninja 2 : "Holy shi-"
Warrior : "Ughhhh.... that's even worst than being hit in the nuts."

Axe: World's most popular male grooming brand. Experience the Axe effect!

BRAND NEW SCENT FROM AXE BODY SPRAY: Berserking Barbarian!

Edit: Whoah. Did not see the above post. :[

Bandits: How could that warrior afford such a powerful upgraded axe?!?!
Warrior: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

My Caption:

"Arrr give me back my jelly cream donut!!!"

Dude with Gun 1: OMG, theres a dude coming with an axe!!
Dude with Gun 2: Oh rly? lets pwn him
*Dudes with Guns load up their guns*
*Warrior swings his axe*
*HUMILIATION*
Warrior: hahah u guys just got PWNT! xD

They Always say never bring a knife to a gun fight......THEY SAY NOTHING ABOUT AN AXE

5 minutes before Warrior attack...

Bandit1: So todays Valentines day.
(man im such a nerd i got no one for my valentines)
Bandit2: Yeh it'll be lonely...
(:( i feel your pain)

~Warrior runs into the room

Warrior: Happy Valentines! a crit for you!

Bandit1:....Aeergh...

bandit2: oh so thats what the Limited addition Vday Axe body spray does...Wait why are there hearts coming out of his crack?

Bandit1: help me!!

Bandit2: Uh i dont know how to work this stick


http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

Bandit 1: I)ood chu fending off an I)00m 4x3 with just the back of the gun! That is Pro!
Bandit 2: STFU and Help Me, L33t Noob!!!
Bandit 1: Hell No! He farting Hearts! LOL! TTYL!
Warrior: PH34R M3!
Bandit 2: That little turd... Hey... Big guy want a hug?
Warrior: Hi Wil Eet Chu!
Bandit 2: ...Good thing the gun is pointed my direction.

Nothing spells Critical Hit, like an axe to the face.

Can't get enough of that sugar Crit!


You'll understand if you've seen the Cant get enough of that sugar crisp commericals.

Nothing feels better than shitting bricks. Oh wait thats hearts!

The axe effect critical edition.XD

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5199/warrioreventcets9.png

I think plasticgod is teh winnar. He did a good one and actually slapped it into photoshop / paint.

Beauty vs the beast? (assuming those two are chicks)

AXE WARRIOR DOES SWING! CRITICAL HIT!

RESULT:

nothing beats a day of getting owned by two gunmen after realizing that your critical hit did not finish the enemies.

Ruar, Criticals strikes FTW!



username: hyaru (on warrior-epic website)

Your mom criticaled...

How do you make an mmorpg of epic proportions suitable for women? You add hearts. <3

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5786/warrioreventmf8rb5.jpg


this has surely gotta be top 100... for originality O_o


incase u can't see writing it is:
Computer that can handle Warrior Epic : $900
Killer Axe on Warrior Epic: 10,000 gold
Farting Hearts out while hitting a critical: Priceless
For everything there's chinese gold farmers
Guys theres a moral here... Don't judge a barbarian by his axe swing, judge him by his heart fart..

Mob 1- " u suk u noob!"
Mob 2- " wtf r u doing SHOOT HIM ALREADY"
Warrior- " UR MOM SUK U NOOB *swings axe* BOOM HEADSHOT!"
Mob 2- DANG RUNNNNNNN!!!


>:(>:(>:(
>:(:grit:>:(
>:(>:(>:(

Does that axe in your head hurt? Well my heart goes out to you.

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/3/14/f_axepicm_21353a7.png

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/RealWords/CRITICAL.jpg

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/752/motivator5893412qk5.jpg

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/752/motivator5893412qk5.jpg

This gets my vote.

Warrior- Oh whatever its just another game of whack-a-mole BUT THIS TIME ITS FOR FREE!

Bandits-OH SHI--

Gunner : Mama always said there would be days like this.

"Hearts coming out of your ass? This isn't hello kitty for gods sake..."

Pretty horrible i know but its what i can think of.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/752/motivator5893412qk5.jpg

/win. Seems like it took a lot of effort to make. Unlike mine which was just made in paint in like 4minutes.

Warrior: "I told you guys that this Valentine's Day Party was with GUNS.."
Gunner: "Thats what we got, Guns! These AK47's were expensive.."
Warrior: "NOT THOSE GUNS YOU DUNCE"
Gunner 2: "Well, we're not in the loving mood are we?"
Warrior: "I'LL SHOW YOU LOVING AHHHHHHHRRRGGGG *heart fart*"
Gunner 2: "LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!"
Warrior: *Critical hit*
Gunner: "How can I RUN when the stupid AXE is in my EYE?!? Where'd you get this axe anyway?"
Warrior: "Ebay.com"
Gunner2: "Why does EBAY sell AXES?!?"
Warrior: "Ebay means EPIC bay"
Gunner2: "oh... well uhh. . ." *Quickly leaves room*
Gunner: "Ohh... man my eye oww.... you didn't have to be so mean like that... *Limps out of room with axe in eyeball.*

So uhh here we go.

Warrior:"You little Runts u cant bring a gun to an Axe Fight!"

Gun Man1: "ouch dude you cant hit me, i bruise like a banana thats why i gotta gun."

Gun Man2: "dude whats that smell?!"

Warrior: "oh yeah, i been holding that one in all day, my mom wants me to
heat heartier and healthier."

Gun Man1&2: "We can see that by the hearts floating in it!"


Epilogue??w/e
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Warrior: "wow mom i want more beans for lunch tomorrow it helps when i have to use my axe to subdue my enimies...... especially when there are two becuz i can hit one and the other dies from the smell......"

Warrior Mom: "Yeah, but it costs 1000 chi (or Mana) to make em so dont expect 'em alot!"

Warrior: "Well it costs 2000 to use the skill to multi-task to fart AND swing the axe, mom geez..."

Warrior Mom: "come on you've pulled that card already this week, besides ur a warrior ur supposed to have more than me, after all im just a Archer and ur father is a Mage."

Warrior: "and ur telling me i pulled that card..look at you saying the same thing....Your like a horse to its kids *flashback* Pony: "can i have a carrot?"....Horse: "Neigh"......Pony: "please".....Horse: "Neigh"....gee"

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D KWAAAAA

hope you like it

Warrior: OK, we are going to play a game. On the count of three, you two will try to kill me. Ready? One, two, .........

Warrior: Crap, I'm gonna need to get more heart containers after this

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

Pirate: BOOM, CROTCHSHOT, who said the Ogre criticalled? I'm not the one bleeding hearts.

*bandit* awwww dude, what the hell it that horrible smell
*warrior* hah, well....sry guys I had a few hearts for breakfast this morning...you know how that goes.
*bandit2* yeah, their comming outta yer ass.

Bandit1: "Oh shoot..."
Bandit2: "No, you didn't, it was the back of your gun."

or,

Bandit1: "Yes, I did it! I shot him in the arse!"
Bandit2: "So, you're trying to make me believe your shot went around the world,
and managed to come back here?"

Love hurts... a lot.

Warrior : Me love you long time :D
Gunner 2 : Shoot it!!! SHOOT IT!!!!
Gunner 1 : OMG MY GUN IS JAMMED!!!
Warrior : CRITICAL HIT!!!!
Gunner 1 : Oh god the Hearts!!!






Yes this is a dirty one...

Man, your words hurt me somethin' critical. You are a heartbreaker!

I have to give props to Plasticgod, Kalum2k7 and Zongy. Those are made of win. Here's mine done in paint just now...

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4594/warrioreventstevzde0.jpg

Here's mine done in paint just now...

Pretty gay how you included your name in it, lol.

Not to critique anyone's work, but isn't a caption a little shorter? I'm seeing a lot of like convorsations between characters. Yes, theyre funny, but do they count as a caption more than a scenario?

"Hey guys! Wanna know how I imbued my axe?"

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

Critical Love: Nothing says "I love you" more than being manhandled by a muscular warrior with an axe.

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg
Critical Damage: If the giant text above my head doesnt help you get the picture, my 100 pound axe sure will.

Pretty gay how you included your name in it, lol.

So's your post count... ZING!(j/k) :p

Naw. I only put it there so they know I did it. The actual format is wrong compared to some of the pro ones out there.

Just wondering if I could enter again? :)

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg
Warrior: Keep Bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
Gunman 1: 0.o MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
Gunman 2: kill it, KILLLLLL IT!!!

wot a bump, really bad ass:eye:

It's a sad sight to see during a fight when your life knows when to leave before you do.

Axe, fragrance of PAIN.

Dont worry. Its only a love TAP.

CRITICAL LOSER:
When pussy just isn't enough on Valentine's Day.

"Mined if I sharpen my axe on your face"

Warrior: Can I ask you guys for a favor? I'm taking a picture for onrpg and need your help! Just pose and I'll leave you guys alone!

Gunman1: wtf...stfu!! Give me your money!! *holds gun to warrior head*

Warrior: ROAR!! You made me angry

Gunman1: and?

Gunman2: dude, why is hearts coming out his ass? He probably has gay fantasies of Harry Potter.

Warrior: ROAR!! *Mauls Gunman1 with axe*

Warrior: Gunman2, Speaking of ass...turn around right now...ROAR!!!

Gunman2: *runs but falls on the ground* Please don't...no...NO!!!!!

Warrior: *throws Gunman2 on the ground and gets behind him*

*Camera turns to a brick wall that shows a shadow of Gunman2 being mauled by Warrior*

Dam, I knew i should have picked the hearts out of my lucky charms!

Halloween night at the rehab center.
Cupid, in terrible withdrawl from his obvious steroid problem, rages throughout the building, destorying all the pirates in his path. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Critical man : Woot i love those new glasses, they bring me so cute critics ! I'm now able to clean my house from those mice with my "small" weapon.. Banzai

Warrior: Critical Axe of Anal Love !
Bandit1: Nooooo I'm a virgin! *Bandit1 loses "Virgin" Effect*
bandit2: Oh My Freaking God *bandit2 gains "Blind" Effect* Not anymore..


Meh maybe I'll win if less then 100 people participate XD

Those two noobs with buns are getting alcaponed by that big dude with an axe!;)

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

New Feature: When gaining a Critical Hit on an enemy, your farts are imbued with the power of love!

*Counter-Terrorists Win*

is there any thing i must do for a key or is it a randoms pick and choose for this key? thxs
:3

lol - oh .. a Caption ( Kneel before me My AXE and Hit Damage is bigger than yours)

http://www.onrpg.com/gamepics/warrior_event.jpg

Critical Love!! Where weapons induce fear in your opponents, troublesome misunderstandings, and gives your lover a "Berserk" Effect.

when will we know the winners?

*Counter-Terrorists Win*

Hahaha nice one, I laughed so much xD

Lmao, these are all so not original. It should be more like..

Warrior: I SAID I WANTED DECAFF!

or

Guys with guns: Hahaha, you farted and now you're trying to mask it with bad heart graphics.

1) If you can't be proud of your Heart, be proud of Mine !
2) The power of strength comes from the Heart, that appeared as my fart.

O_o

"no, those aren't hearts, that's just blood."