View Full Version : Celebrating 30 Years of Video Games Killing Children
The Serb
05-13-2008, 09:32 AM
http://www.tensionbreaker.com/2008/04/celebrating-30-years-of-video-games.html
Amusing no? :3
daroth
05-13-2008, 09:45 AM
sucks; games are for entertainment damnit
Solitude
05-13-2008, 09:52 AM
sucks; games are for entertainment damnit
Come on daroth, politicians do blame it everythin on the video games lol
Marineking
05-13-2008, 10:07 AM
Studies now show that the average video game player is not a child at all and that their average age is actually 34. Considering this alarming data -- along with our history of pandering for votes by portraying gamers as evil, psychopathic, nut jobs for more than a quarter of a century now -- we have determined the obvious course of action: To protect our political careers, it is imperative that we raise the voting age to 35!
Mildly amusing up to that point, but that last one made me shit bricks.
neothaka
05-13-2008, 11:03 AM
if "hypocrits" isn't in place here, i'm simply lost ...
Slade
05-13-2008, 11:23 AM
Hah, the ol' videogame promotes violence argument.
It's like they thing videogames INVENTED violence. Man I hate people. Politicians are nothing more than a gloryfied parking attendance.
I was playing Diablo when I was 7 and you don't see me going on a murderous rampage.
Seiyuuki
05-13-2008, 01:04 PM
.....lolz
The funny thing is, there are people do think like that.
Video games promote the thought that its ok to die, becuse you'll just come back. Also, its not just video games people blame, theres a large coumunity of pen and paper haters (like Dugeons and dragons). Becuse someone commited suicide, doen't mean that its linked to a game.
Unfortunatly, I've known people like that.... If I had a wet fish, I'd so slap em.
Cingal
05-13-2008, 02:00 PM
Crash bandicoot taught me that jumping on the heads of things will kill them, so will spinning around manically, at that if you want to live, you should collect apples.
Yazhgar
05-13-2008, 02:03 PM
Crash bandicoot taught me that jumping on the heads of things will kill them, so will spinning around manically, at that if you want to live, you should collect apples.
Super Mario taught me that red mushrooms are good, green are awesome.
syn7h3tic
05-13-2008, 02:11 PM
"Since gamers are all stupid, we know for a fact that they will be unable to tell the difference between reality and fantasy." that made me lol.
And if games has anything to teach me is thats its OK to Head butt Brick walls to get money, its ok to throw turtle shells at me, and that if someone is wearing body armor, you can still shoot them in the head!
Cingal
05-13-2008, 03:51 PM
Super Mario taught me that red mushrooms are good, green are awesome.
I believe pacman taught us all to eat white pills and chase/run away from ghosts.
silentx
05-13-2008, 04:02 PM
I learned how to swallow people whole from Yoshi. =D
I learned that if I die my friends can just use a phoenix down and bring me back to life!
power_gamer_6
05-13-2008, 07:02 PM
I learned that if I hold on to a chicken and jump off a high ledge I will glide to safety!
kestas19
05-13-2008, 07:21 PM
K i seen a lot of crap but this hits the sky saying game kills game creates violence they probably newer leave theyr home its not games that dose it its theyr crapy laws they let assasing run free for few bucks then they say he played and game and started killing
P.S my thoghts hard to figure out i know sry for that i was born like that:p
Simei
05-13-2008, 07:33 PM
I learned that if I see a bunch of birds on the edge of a rooftop, I'll jump down and land on a hay cart.
kiore
05-13-2008, 08:00 PM
i learned by taping...left,right,triangle,left square,square,stat I'll get 100,000$.......**** you economy!!!
neothaka
05-13-2008, 09:50 PM
Kirby taught me that i can digest Anything and spit it at the first to pass by
Kn7ghT
05-13-2008, 10:22 PM
Starfox taught me that tapping z or r twice will result in doing a mid-air rolling action.
Starfox taught me that tapping z or r twice will result in doing a mid-air rolling action.
/b/ taught me that that is called a "barrel roll".
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