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BanMido
05-15-2008, 04:10 PM
got this from this another forum

link: http://www.hongfire.com/forum/showthread.php?t=83821

Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?

Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.

The bed-rest experiment, to take place in the Human Test Subject Facility of Johnson Space Center, is designed to allow scientists to study some of the effects of microgravity on the human body. We read on the Bed Rest Study website:

Participants will spend 90 days lying in bed, (except for limited times for specific tests) with their body slightly tilted downward (head down, feet up). Every day, they will be awake for 16 hours and lights out (asleep) for 8 hours.

It's unclear, however, whether you'll be allowed to read with a flashlight under the covers.

Jokes aside, astronauts who've spent lengthy stays in space have suffered serious repercussions. Our bodies have evolved mechanisms to deal with a certain amount of gravitational force--namely, the amount present on Earth; reduce g and blood pools in the feet, muscles atrophy and bones lose their density. It can take astronauts (or cosmonauts) months to readjust to the Earth's gravitational force.

If you're still interested, feel free to apply. You'll have to pass the Air Force medical examination standards and take a blood test, which we assume means that you won't have any help from recreational drugs to alleviate the boredom of lying prone for 2,160 hours.

Here at Wired Science, we can't decide if this is the sweetest way to make five grand a month or the worst punishment you could inflict on a person. The deciding factor seems to be the inclusion of a World of Warcraft subscription.

UPDATE 05/09: According to a Q&A we did with the study's head scientist, you can, in fact, play World of Warcraft or any other computer game while taking part in the study. Check out the full question-and-answer session for answers to all your questions, i.e. conjugal visits, food, and TV.

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2...ffers-500.html

For people who is living in US and near to NASA command structure and want to make some money from doing this, try it out.

Bomil75
05-15-2008, 04:12 PM
No i have school.

Espio0
05-15-2008, 04:14 PM
got this from this another forum
UPDATE 05/09: According to a Q&A we did with the study's head scientist, you can, in fact, play World of Warcraft or any other computer game while taking part in the study. Check out the full question-and-answer session for answers to all your questions, i.e. conjugal visits, food, and TV.


hm you get payed to lie in bed and you can play any game ?????

MUST GO TO AMERICA, DITCH WORK AND LIVE THE LAZY LIFE

BanMido
05-15-2008, 04:19 PM
I was thinking of taking part in this.....but then I though well...it is more than what I make but there are some issues to add....

how would you bathe yourself....

you would have to go the bathroom in bed.......

3 months in bed could cause some problems.....

Synthaz
05-15-2008, 04:22 PM
With the screwed up economy 17,000 is a lot.

But you couldn't pay me to stay in bed that long,its not concerns of bathing or any little issues.I just don't like to be in one place for too long.

Espio0
05-15-2008, 04:24 PM
I was thinking of taking part in this.....but then I though well...it is more than what I make but there are some issues to add....

how would you bathe yourself....

you would have to go the bathroom in bed.......

3 months in bed could cause some problems.....

yeah and above that, you can get some sort of wounds, don't know how it's named, but i read somewhere that if you lie in bed and don't get out for a while you can get these wounds.

BanMido
05-15-2008, 04:24 PM
you mean being fat lol......

actually you probably mean bed sores

Phr0zen
05-15-2008, 04:32 PM
This is my friggin dream job. Too bad I am not american.

Stay in bed all day playing games and get paid? WTF
That's like winning the lottery!

:)

Raiyne
05-15-2008, 04:39 PM
Sounds pretty good. I could actually study in that kind of environment. O_O

Popsai
05-15-2008, 04:46 PM
This is my dream come true...

Dedinho
05-15-2008, 04:58 PM
Oh yeah.. what's better than closing yourself off away from your friends/family/partners..

Just to play games!



Newest low.

shadowsworn
05-15-2008, 05:00 PM
I'd die of boredom.

Dedinho
05-15-2008, 05:04 PM
I'd die of boredom.

Same..

But the horrible thing is, People would do this.

Popsai
05-15-2008, 05:36 PM
Same..

But the horrible thing is, People would do this.
Look at the amount of money.
Some people do it for free.

Wahoo
05-15-2008, 06:27 PM
being bed-ridden for a long time can be bad for your health, just so you guys are aware :P

Phr0zen
05-15-2008, 06:29 PM
being bed-ridden for a long time can be bad for your health, just so you guys are aware :P

....isn't that kinda the point of the study in the first place?

shadowsworn
05-15-2008, 06:38 PM
I picture something happening like that one Twilight Zone episode where they put a man in a telephone booth like thing for a month (or something like that) and he starts hallucinating an entire town around him.

Pulse
05-15-2008, 07:47 PM
yeah and above that, you can get some sort of wounds, don't know how it's named, but i read somewhere that if you lie in bed and don't get out for a while you can get these wounds.

Bed sores.

No, you wont lie in bed ALL day.
There are certain tests involved which allow you to get out of bed and do some stupid shit.


ANd, I think they'll have to bathe you with a sponge, furthermore, your bathroom will probobly be mobile, kinda like what little kids use to take a crap in, and then you empty it, clean, etc. They use them in retirement homes too.

daroth
05-15-2008, 07:54 PM
i would so do this but my parents wouldnt let me >:[

Kn7ghT
05-15-2008, 08:21 PM
Can I at least fap under the covers?