Alright well i was wondering if anyone knew of any pills that clean out your system from any traces of marijuana.

My bud suggested Azo Standard, but when i looked them up, they said they where urinary relief pills.

There's only one pill that can get it out of your system.
It's called time.

I heard drinking vinegar works.

order one of these about a month before my job drug test
http://www.headshopsupply.com/detox.php

they really clean you out

There's only one pill that can get it out of your system.
It's called time.

what is it? and please dont say no matrix shit, iv heard enough of that today lol

@Jakuza

Thats sick man.... i'll try it

what is it? and please dont say no matrix shit, iv heard enough of that today lol

@Jakuza

Thats sick man.... i'll try it

It's this revolutionary product that is found naturally and has been in existence for millions of years before humans were even around.











It is the essence of... Time.

It's this revolutionary product that is found naturally and has been in existence for millions of years before humans were even around.











It is the essence of... Time.

-_- not if your drug tests are random

You can also try cranberry juice if you ain't down for vinegar.

You can also try cranberry juice if you ain't down for vinegar.

that sounds a lot better, and i found some info on AzO standard pills, They are good, but you have to drink a shit load of water with them, it takes like a day or 2 to fully be cleansed. then your good until the next time you smoke.

Only thing is you have to drink water witch will leave you pissing red urine like crazy.

But yeh cranberry juice?

OH LAWD! DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT!!!! (no offense guys, but those are ALL urban legends)

Wait for me to find the one my girlfriend was gonna use...its one of the only (affordable) ones that works.


I seriously suggest using someone elses urine though.

Why do you have to take it? A job, or a home test?


OK. Habitual use of marijuana can stay in your body for up to 12 weeks. Once in a while can be cleared in like 72 hours. Now, I KNOW mine would be dirty MONTHS from now if I quit today. I don't know how much or how often you burn, so that plays a role as well.

It also depends upon how closely they are going to look at your test. If it is court, or joining the army or something...then its going to be super detailed. If at home, you can do a lot of easy things, much easier than I'm reading about.

Yeah, really, the only thing you can do is wait it out. Bad luck for you if you get tested, though.

On a different note; who the hell smokes if they know they are going to have random screenings?

OH LAWD! DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THAT BULLSHIT!!!! (no offense guys, but those are ALL urban legends)

Wait for me to find the one my girlfriend was gonna use...its one of the only (affordable) ones that works.


I seriously suggest using someone elses urine though.

Why do you have to take it? A job, or a home test?


OK. Habitual use of marijuana can stay in your body for up to 12 weeks. Once in a while can be cleared in like 72 hours. Now, I KNOW mine would be dirty MONTHS from now if I quit today. I don't know how much or how often you burn, so that plays a role as well.

It also depends upon how closely they are going to look at your test. If it is court, or joining the army or something...then its going to be super detailed. If at home, you can do a lot of easy things, much easier than I'm reading about.

its for probation, and my friend takes Azo standard and he passes with flying colors

its for probation, and my friend takes Azo standard and he passes with flying colors

You're on probation and you're smoking weed. I'm sorry, but you might not be doing something right. No offense or anything... :-/

Next time do coke. Quickly in, quickly out.

In seriousness, I was once told that exercise can help speed up the cleansing process, not sure about the validity of that though.

Alright well i was wondering if anyone knew of any pills that clean out your system from any traces of marijuana.

My bud suggested Azo Standard, but when i looked them up, they said they where urinary relief pills.

BooHoo for getting in this situation..

How about not smoking if you know something is going to come up what makes you WANT to get RID of it.

In seriousness, I was once told that exercise can help speed up the cleansing process, not sure about the validity of that though.

This one IS truth...it speeds up your natural fat burning process...and the fat cells are where the THC is stored. People with a higher metabolism cleanse their bodies of the chemical quicker than those who don't. While exercise is good if you are working on removing it over TIME, you can't just sweat out all your THC in one exercise session. Unfortunately. :p (jog and smoke, shit...pass ANY drug test! That'd be cool!)

its for probation, and my friend takes Azo standard and he passes with flying colors

Aha. Well, if its working good for him...I suggest you stick with that. I haven't heard about that particular pill but if it works, let me know! Some of my friends get in sticky situations (personally, I don't have to worry about it...unless I end up with probation too.)

Also...I don't suggest burning while on probation (GASP!). Its easy enough to take a break. Also, it will be a self punishment for whatever you did to get the probation in the first place.

Yeah. I just suggested someone STOP smoking pot. :D

At first I thought you meant an enema.
Then I realized you didn't.
Now that I know your problem, I don't have any way to solve it, but an enema couldn't hurt! LOL.

Dude, being on probation and doing any drug is stupid. No offense but I hope you fail and learn a lesson. Everyone I knew that was on probation flipped the hell out and attacked people who brought any drug out near them.

Drink like a gallon of water and you should be okay.

lol at the people who are saying iam dumb...

i guess i am.

Anyways just found out i passed my drug test by taking Azo standard.

but in all seriousness i'll prob not be smoking again until this shit ends.

Thanks for the advice and insults onrpg, thats why i love it here (no really)

exactly why i would never smoke pot...

exactly why i would never smoke pot...

well i didnt get in trouble for smoking pot, it was somthing completely different pal.

i remember me and my friend shelled out $100 for this new shit that was on the market (forgot the name). we werent really getting buzzed and before we knew it, we smoked it all...damn dealer sold us ditch weed....

i would vote to lock you up without a test. Think you would deserve it

but in all seriousness i'll prob not be smoking again until this shit ends.


Good call bro. The herb is great...but only when its not gonna screw up your life, ya know? My girlfriend got caught with some a few months back...and even I quit until her court bullshit was done. Its a great enhancer, but you can't let it wreck your life. Its easy enough to quit for a little while :p

i remember me and my friend shelled out $100 for this new shit that was on the market (forgot the name). we werent really getting buzzed and before we knew it, we smoked it all...damn dealer sold us ditch weed....

Ouch. I trust my Northern Lights, Sour Diesel and of course, Ol' reliable Hazeeeeeeeeee :D (no kush up in NY...but those three are good substitutes for kush. I had some OG once. Good shit, but I love my sativa). I KNOW my dealer...known him since I was like 8 years old :p He hooks me up...everytime.

Pills are even worse than marihuana...

Something sour must help. Same goes for alcohol; so just do this:

3 lemons + 150ml wine or 40 ml martini/vodka with 100 ml water + 20gram sugar.

Pills are even worse than marihuana...

Something sour must help. Same goes for alcohol; so just do this:

3 lemons + 150ml wine or 40 ml martini/vodka with 100 ml water + 20gram sugar.

That just sounds like something that gets you REALLY drunk and makes your chest burn after. Your mouth would probably have the most lightest tinge after drinking that...

That just sounds like something that gets you REALLY drunk and makes your chest burn after. Your mouth would probably have the most lightest tinge after drinking that...

Lol. Try it. It is delicious, except that I don't use wine or vodka. I use bacardi breezer instead of it.

I use: 2 lemons, 150ml breezer, 20gram sugar and 100ml icetea.
Mix it and enjoy =]

EDIT: But the 2nd one isn't against drugs lol. I don't use drugs.

You can buy clean urine on the net especially for faking tests like this.

Basically it is a bag of urine you strap to your leg so it heats up to body temp, and so it hides it. You then use the fake 'member' that comes with it to pee into the cup.

Mainly used for when they test you AND have someone in the room watching you so you can't swap the urine out.

Attaching this fake bag of urine to your leg, it will look real if you only unzip your fly and pull out the fake 'member'.


hehe

You can buy clean urine on the net especially for faking tests like this.

Basically it is a bag of urine you strap to your leg so it heats up to body temp, and so it hides it. You then use the fake 'member' that comes with it to pee into the cup.

Mainly used for when they test you AND have someone in the room watching you so you can't swap the urine out.

Attaching this fake bag of urine to your leg, it will look real if you only unzip your fly and pull out the fake 'member'.


hehe


I always love attaching someone elses urnine to my leg, Always.

I always love attaching someone elses urnine to my leg, Always.

It's better than Disney Land that's for sure.

well i didnt get in trouble for smoking pot, it was somthing completely different pal.

im talking bout random drug test.... its plain stupid to use illegal substances...

You can buy clean urine on the net especially for faking tests like this.

Ehhhh...if you can't stop smoking weed for the duration of your probation, you've got bigger problems than whatever you were arrested for. Its not addicting, so its easy to just take a break.

I think those things are for people who are cracked and or methed out.

I mean...SURE, I can see maybe the first test (because you weren't sure what was gonna happen, etc etc, and you smoked before your court date or something...but after you get probation, its smart to just stop)

Ehhhh...if you can't stop smoking weed for the duration of your probation, you've got bigger problems than whatever you were arrested for. Its not addicting, so its easy to just take a break.

I think those things are for people who are cracked and or methed out.

I mean...SURE, I can see maybe the first test (because you weren't sure what was gonna happen, etc etc, and you smoked before your court date or something...but after you get probation, its smart to just stop)

hahaha. Otherwise you'd have to have this bag of urine strapped on every day in case the random drug test happened.

Man that would suck....


But yea.. not smoking is the easiest.

:(Ehhhh...if you can't stop smoking weed for the duration of your probation, you've got bigger problems than whatever you were arrested for. Its not addicting, so its easy to just take a break.

I think those things are for people who are cracked and or methed out.

I mean...SURE, I can see maybe the first test (because you weren't sure what was gonna happen, etc etc, and you smoked before your court date or something...but after you get probation, its smart to just stop)

Oor.. how about not being an idiot by not smoking pot period.

:(

Oor.. don't be an idiot and smoke pot all together.

Woot!

I don't wanna be an idiot so I better get mah weedz out and get high!


(hehe just messing with ya, I am pretty sure you meant to put the word don't in there before the word smoke)

:P

Woot!

I don't wanna be an idiot so I better get mah weedz out and get high!


(hehe just messing with ya, I am pretty sure you meant to put the word don't in there before the word smoke)

:P

Whoops! You would be correct in that assumption.

Whoops! You would be correct in that assumption.

Corrected by a smoker (?) on that even. :D

Just playing. You are entitled to your opinion...but I'm NOT an idiot, and I smoke. More than most people here I'm willing to bet.

anyways i passed and now i am not blazing until iam off papers.
Thanks for the advice people.

And for those who wished i failed, you can take a big one in the ass.

Good day.