ok i was bored and decided to browse the co site and i came upon the player stories section. now ive never bothered to read any of this trash before but the other day i was really bored so yeah. if you've already seen this junk then oh well... but HELL it made me wonder what the heck is wrong with the human race...

theres alot more than this but this author really stood out on the alter of utter crappiness. i think his craptacular tales are there to remind you that no matter what happens theres always someone more pathetic and pitiful than you no matter how bad you are feeling.

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/2006_5/N200652316091445687.HtmLOL

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/2006_5/N200651718105315986.HtmOMFG!!! bursting into TEARS???? LOL@urFACE

http://article.91.com/englishnews/c/2006_5/N200651217563488809.Htm dear sweet god i lolled till i was sick then lolled some more... is this guy for real????

anyone reading this who hasnt read the stories yet please take the time to read them, they are only short. dont think that im an uncaring unfeeling asshole or anything... but this is just so pathetic i cant believe it has been posted.

i mean how emotionally unstable is this person. at one point he talks about someones char standing 'gracefully alone' WTF. she is standing there you dumbass same as everyone else. jesus he falls in love after like 20 seconds, sorry but to me this just sounds so indescribably pathetic. words alone cannot convey my utter disbelief.

please tell me you are thinking the same thing.

Yeah man The Third one was the best. :D

WTF! :eek:

I LOLed irl :p

Those stories made my day. LOL :D

OMG! He actually posted his email. wat a desperate foo :D

i read those and nearly fell outta my chair lol! This is the only part about CO i dont like.. the frking myspace like thing on its website :P. Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

i read those and nearly fell outta my chair lol! This is the only part about CO i dont like.. the frking myspace like thing on its website :P. Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

LOL, good idea. then i come and attack u and he come pk me until he is rednamed, then we take his gear. LOL :D

You guys are all noobs.
What you gotta do is (Works 90% of the time)
MAKE A REALLY HOT GIRL CHARACTER! =]

OK! THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT PERFECT
The high lvl people are all nerds.. who need sex... So you get one of them to cyber with you in the barn in TC... (WAIT! You gotta make sure you have high level to kill him with)

Then role play and make him take off his armor so you can be whatever nakedness on CO.. THEN>..BAM!! HES DEAD! FULL SUPER 2 soc 2 super DRAGGY GEM SET! ALL FOR YOU! ....Woot.

Its all perfect! With his armor off you can kill him in one hiT!
Its like..god created life..just to do this.. It all works so perfect..so perfect..

Sad, but true. I still got a good kick of those, though. Thanks~.

lol you guys




Im gonna go make a female char and start talking 2 him and get married just 2 get him pissed :P

especially that lol

What would cybering on CO look like? :eek: You wont even see nude chars :(

You guys are all noobs.
What you gotta do is (Works 90% of the time)
MAKE A REALLY HOT GIRL CHARACTER! =]

OK! THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT PERFECT
The high lvl people are all nerds.. who need sex... So you get one of them to cyber with you in the barn in TC... (WAIT! You gotta make sure you have high level to kill him with)

Then role play and make him take off his armor so you can be whatever nakedness on CO.. THEN>..BAM!! HES DEAD! FULL SUPER 2 soc 2 super DRAGGY GEM SET! ALL FOR YOU! ....Woot.

Its all perfect! With his armor off you can kill him in one hiT!
Its like..god created life..just to do this.. It all works so perfect..so perfect..
yeah well that plan would never work for 1 thing if n e 1 ends up getting n e item(not a weapon >.>) 2 soc sdg they wouldnt be a noob and would no better not to take off the equipment in a place were they would get pked so "WOW UR DUMB AND MAKE NO SENSE"

my bad for the double post but i wanted to add somthing

not married never will be unless my real gf starts to play the game so no not all high lvls a nerds and cant get pussy and the only reason im on these forums right now is becuase im bored as hell at work with nothing better to do but this >.>

my bad for the double post but i wanted to add somthing

not married never will be unless my real gf starts to play the game so no not all high lvls a nerds and cant get pussy and the only reason im on these forums right now is becuase im bored as hell at work with nothing better to do but this >.>
no one was trying to say that high level people are sex starved nerds.

my point was just that some people take the game too serious and need to seek proffessional help, especially the author of those articles.

Yah, Deimos was right, some people do take this game seriously (Like the Author) but he doesn't mean all high lvl chars.

Just chill JDOGG6942069, he doesn't mean u. But ur right tho, Nobody's that dumb to take off their Super 2 soc gear in a barn :p LOL

...unless of course you had a female character who the other person "loved" and would do anything for you. you'd be surprised at how stupid some people are...

after all, thats why there a labels on car batteries telling people not to drink or consume the contents.

this is true LOLZ have u ever seen the comercial where the guy is jumping on a trampoline and is going to jump into his pool but busts his shit instead LMFAO that shit is so funny ppl are so fucking stupid its incredible:p

this is true LOLZ have u ever seen the comercial where the guy is jumping on a trampoline and is going to jump into his pool but busts his shit instead LMFAO that shit is so funny ppl are so fucking stupid its incredible:p

:eek: Uhhhhh... hehe.... haven't seen it. But i can imagine LOL :p

its hillarious he falls on his back i rofl every time i see it lolZ

these ppl that wrote those stories r fags, get a fuckin life already!!! wtf is wrong with u retards, its just a friggin game get over it, ur probably like 40 years old and live in ur moms basement and still a friggin virgin

I'm always amazed by those NoObS that think the internet is a way of finding love... Friggin idiots, don't use CO use fuckin habbohotel(im kidding, all you will find there are a bunch of 9 year olds thinking they have reached puberty).

anyways... I'm not real sociable on CO so I don't meet these lowlife bastards, and if i did they would most definately become kos out of discust...

these ppl that wrote those stories r fags, get a fuckin life already!!! wtf is wrong with u retards, its just a friggin game get over it, ur probably like 40 years old and live in ur moms basement and still a friggin virgin

I LOLed irl :D

lmfao ppl in the world truely r fucked up