Lol that korean had me. xD
I don't know why but these entries on FML made me rofl.
"Today, was my music recital. I was playing and sneezed really loud into my saxophone which made the mouthpiece blurt out of my mouth. I have a neck strap and as the saxophone came back towards me the mouthpiece hit me in the head. I knocked myself out in front of the audience." FML
"Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML
"Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder." FML
"Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital." FML
"Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer." FML
"Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear." FML
"Today, I went to Ralph's to get bread and a snack. While paying, an 80 year old lady, in a walker, took my bag while I wasn't watching. That's right, I got jacked by an 80 year old in a walker." FML
Hehe, I love the Link one. I lol'd hard..hehe
Hello there memory.I recall trying to forget you before.But it seems you're obsessed with me,oh how lucky i am.
omg holy shit! you can't stop the power of the jizznado! ITS OVER 9000! Category 9000!
and I didn't mean to put the (Pictures) on the title... sorry for confusing new people. If I could fix it.. or if there is anyway of fixing it.. please tell me
If you can't do it when trying to edit your original post then it probably can't be changed. At one point I was able to do it to one of my posts, not sure if it was a glitch or it was allowed back then no idea. If nothing just PM a mod, they'll do it. Most people know that they can post anything I guess, no one follows the rules .
.... Google does wonders sometimes I guess... I haven't been on it in awhile.