Jesus christ who forgot to change their tampon in her twat. Like seriously, guy/girl, who gives a shit. if you can play the damn game you can play the damn game. Unless you're a stuck up attention whore like Kaceytron, which I hopefully think you aren't.
All this QQing right now just shows that you really are terrible. And frankly, I don't care whatever spouse/closefriend/groupie says. Just these few posts alone frankly tell me that you are toxic.
Btw 500 Wins and still in Silver V does say something about your ELO/Skill. If anything, that tells me you are more of a Bronze player over anything else.