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    Default My trip to Berlin.

    Just wanted to tell you guys what happened to me and my friends that went to Berlin with me the last day of our trip.

    It was around 02:45 and we were talking about deadly accidents in sports, I am talking about a bicycle accident that happened a month ago where the cyclist died, and I noticed a red laser dot on my friends head.

    (We have four large windows so we can see almost anything outside, and we are on the third floor.)

    I immediately go to the window to see what mother****er is pointing a laser at our direction, and I see a guy on a bicycle with a red laser and a flashlight.

    He packs away his laser and turns on his flashlight, and turns it into his crotch, I did not notice it the first few seconds, in fact, I thought he was actually looking at his bike, so I shout ''You have a very nice bike'', at that moment, I see his other hand grab onto what I later found out to be his cock, and he swings his arm back and forth, me and my friends burst into laughing, and get all confused on what the **** just has happened.

    A few seconds later he ejaculates, and rides away, resulting in us laughing even more and thinking about what kind of stupid people walk around this planet.

    And now I'm back home after being in the bus for twelve hours.

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    Ahahahahahaha. Oh my God I needed that.

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    Oh god. That's amazing. I don't think I would have believed what I saw.



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    Gotta love Berlin.

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    so you watched a guy jack off? lol, thats what happens when you take the tag off of your mattress.
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    Ffs dude ! :d
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    Congratulations to him.He just earned himself a comfy padded room in the asylum.
    Hello there memory.I recall trying to forget you before.
    But it seems you're obsessed with me,oh how lucky i am.


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    I cried laughing, thanks hashi

    welcome to germany, where people ejaculate on their bikes \o/

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    Well, I still had a good time.
    Awesome cars and friendly people... well in West that is.

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    At least he jerked at nighttime. What I happened to see was at daylight in Amsterdam.
    While me and my friends were waiting for the busstop, a black guy next to us had his hands in his crotch. Then he pulled his thing out of his jeans and began to play with it.
    We were like: 'How can you get excited without seeing nude'.
    In the end we left and took the street-car.
    Some people are sick in their minds, seriously....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleet View Post
    At least he jerked at nighttime. What I happened to see was at daylight in Amsterdam.
    While me and my friends were waiting for the busstop, a black guy next to us had his hands in his crotch. Then he pulled his thing out of his jeans and began to play with it.
    We were like: 'How can you get excited without seeing nude'.
    In the end we left and took the street-car.
    Some people are sick in their minds, seriously....
    Goddamn someone on onrpg saw me

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