Just wanted to tell you guys what happened to me and my friends that went to Berlin with me the last day of our trip.
It was around 02:45 and we were talking about deadly accidents in sports, I am talking about a bicycle accident that happened a month ago where the cyclist died, and I noticed a red laser dot on my friends head.
(We have four large windows so we can see almost anything outside, and we are on the third floor.)
I immediately go to the window to see what mother****er is pointing a laser at our direction, and I see a guy on a bicycle with a red laser and a flashlight.
He packs away his laser and turns on his flashlight, and turns it into his crotch, I did not notice it the first few seconds, in fact, I thought he was actually looking at his bike, so I shout ''You have a very nice bike'', at that moment, I see his other hand grab onto what I later found out to be his cock, and he swings his arm back and forth, me and my friends burst into laughing, and get all confused on what the **** just has happened.
A few seconds later he ejaculates, and rides away, resulting in us laughing even more and thinking about what kind of stupid people walk around this planet.
And now I'm back home after being in the bus for twelve hours.