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Come the winter months, the wild Oister layers up on his light summer clothing, eventually wrapping himself up completely. He only emerges every few hours from his fuzzy hibernation to use the bathroom, take a quick shower or mix another drink.
Due to the extreme cold weather conditions, the Oister only leaves his house for the bare essentials - beer, lighters and papers. The smart Oister will stock up at the beginning of the winter season on these vital items, but he will inevitably run out of them around February.
He emerges his blanketed nest only when sufficiently intoxicated. The brain of an Oister simply can't deal with the cold and snow, so he induces a pseudo-summer through hash and red wine until the spring months.
In the spring, he emerges to stretch out and move his daily operations back outdoors to various woodland shacks and public parks.