Imagine that you love pizzas and you love ninjas but then this happens..

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    Default Imagine that you love pizzas and you love ninjas but then this happens..

    Imagine you love pizzas and ninjas also. But then everytime you order a pizza and you are about to CUT it at home, a NINJA BAM!!! appears out of thin air and then uses Precision Laser Sighted pizza shears to cut ur pizza!!!!

    He shouts " I must do this FOR THE GOOD OF THE GALAXY!!!" and then POOF!!! he Disappears!!!

    Do you let him do this every time you have pizza? or do you object and why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by queenvoo View Post
    Imagine you love pizzas and ninjas also. But then everytime you order a pizza and you are about to CUT it at home, a NINJA BAM!!! appears out of thin air and then uses Precision Laser Sighted pizza shears to cut ur pizza!!!!

    He shouts " I must do this FOR THE GOOD OF THE GALAXY!!!" and then POOF!!! he Disappears!!!

    Do you let him do this every time you have pizza? or do you object and why?
    Dimension Ninja cutting ur pizza~
    sure why not but id probably find a way to keep him as a pet
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    ps what are you smokeing to come up with these threads? i love reading your thread. what ever it is gimme some i need some inspiration
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    i don't need to imagine that i love pizzas.
    I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.

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    Whatever you're smoking..you'd make a killing selling it.
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    ninjas saving me effort? sign me up.


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    Yes, I'd let him cut my pizza every time.

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    If he slices it properly I wouldn't mind, but if he sliced it into shreds then I'd cry.
    I'd also ask him about his Godlike powers.
    ... That moment when you realized that your bath towel is covered in sawdust.

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    Laser guided pizza cutter...

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    I'd ask him if his lasercutter comes in pink.

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