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    Default Say you're dating a crazy person...

    So the scenario is you've gotten involved with someone who is nuts and it's only a matter of time they go over the top and scar you forever. If you break up with them flat out, they're probably going to stalk you and continue doing weird things for a while.

    Your only salvation is to trick them into making the decision to break up with you instead. How do you go about becoming annoying/crazy enough to escape from this situation?
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    I've been in this position, got a friend to kiss her while she was drunk. Instant excuse to dump dat ass. Worked perfectly.

    Ugh, read it wrong. I think if I had to make her dump me I'd just not wash for months and become a lazy *******. So I'd do nothing.

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    Start arguments over the littlest, stupidest shit. Do things that I know he doesn't like, like interrupting him when he's trying to verbalize intricate, complex thoughts. Maybe cry constantly and dramatize everything. Smother him with rules and jealousy.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Are you in a relationship you want to end?

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    Convenience her friend to make-out with me. If I've gotta be an ******* about this than I might as well be the biggest ******* I can be.
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    You guys think too small. Aiming for the best friend is too small and can sometimes backfire.
    Bagging the mom. Now that will end it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerM View Post
    You guys think too small. Aiming for the best friend is too small and can sometimes backfire.
    Bagging the mom. Now that will end it.
    The Sister is a good go to as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DizzyPW View Post
    How do you go about becoming annoying/crazy enough to escape from this situation?
    Invite them to duo queue and then feed.

    You could Read a Guide on How to Piss Her Off. Or join a religion. Move to another city... I don't know. Usually people who are attention-starved will try to please. If you're giving-in every time someone spazzes-out then they'll learn to spazz-out more? I don't know... People are so stupid. Try to empathize with her feelings instead of hurting her :/ Make up some religious shit. I have no clue. It's easy to make people hate you, if that's what you're aiming at. But you're a jerk for dumping her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phanein View Post
    The Sister is a good go to as well.
    Or hit on her dad instead.

    Stay frosty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Or hit on her dad instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DizzyPW View Post
    Ronin wins as usual.
    Ronin has swag.
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    Get mad at everything he does, cry over everything, and weekly doses of the silent treatment.

    oh man, just the thought of doing those things makes me feel terrible.

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    Hmm, I think I'd accept her before hand. The thought of someone obsessing over me is a sick fetish of mine.
    My best friend owes me a favor, I haven't called back on as of yet. So does my dad, I'll get 'em to deal with it.
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    Kick kittens.

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    My most recent ex was the first actually crazy girl I had ever been with. I would always suggest the direct and honest approach, but after her I understand the need for a sneaky split.

    I just stopped answering texts, would say hours later my phone had died. Made up illnesses to avoid contact, etc. One night she wanted to hang out, I said I wasn't feeling ok, and she walked into the bar 5 minutes later to see me in a shotgun race with the bartender. She left, and hasn't texted since.

    I genuinely felt bad, but it was pretty necessary. I'm definitely not the type of person to be ok with this. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    My most recent ex was the first actually crazy girl I had ever been with. I would always suggest the direct and honest approach, but after her I understand the need for a sneaky split.

    I just stopped answering texts, would say hours later my phone had died. Made up illnesses to avoid contact, etc. One night she wanted to hang out, I said I wasn't feeling ok, and she walked into the bar 5 minutes later to see me in a shotgun race with the bartender. She left, and hasn't texted since.

    I genuinely felt bad, but it was pretty necessary. I'm definitely not the type of person to be ok with this. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
    Yeah, that really is a shitty way to break-up with someone. I'll assume your life was at risk and try not to judge you. :>P

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    The crazy ones are the best ones.

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    Just break up with her and cut all contact, if she stalks you then a restraining order is your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    The crazy ones are the best ones.
    The sex is great, but then you have to question if it's worth it, considering the voices in her head apparently told her they want to kill you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    Yeah, that really is a shitty way to break-up with someone. I'll assume your life was at risk and try not to judge you. :>P
    Not so much my physical safety, but she was the type who would have went out of her way to make life difficult for me. Like, calling in to my job to report me for things I hadn't done, ordering pizzas to the house I didn't want, spreading awful rumors among friends, whatever...I saw what she had done to her ex, and decided that was the best way to do it. By the time she figured out "oh its over", it was already like we had broken up weeks before. There wasn't much shock, because we had distanced so much.

    I still feel awful about it, but now she has like 200 babies and is divorced, living off her husbands income still...I made the right choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DizzyPW View Post
    So the scenario is you've gotten involved with someone who is nuts and it's only a matter of time they go over the top and scar you forever. If you break up with them flat out, they're probably going to stalk you and continue doing weird things for a while.

    Your only salvation is to trick them into making the decision to break up with you instead. How do you go about becoming annoying/crazy enough to escape from this situation?
    Hah! Jokes on you, we don't date anything else then our computer and right hand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phanein View Post
    Convenience her friend to make-out with me.
    This
    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerM View Post
    Bagging the mom. Now that will end it.
    And this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phanein View Post
    The Sister is a good go to as well.
    This too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Or hit on her dad instead.
    Also this.

    All at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    Not so much my physical safety, but she was the type who would have went out of her way to make life difficult for me. Like, calling in to my job to report me for things I hadn't done, ordering pizzas to the house I didn't want, spreading awful rumors among friends, whatever...I saw what she had done to her ex, and decided that was the best way to do it. By the time she figured out "oh its over", it was already like we had broken up weeks before. There wasn't much shock, because we had distanced so much.

    I still feel awful about it, but now she has like 200 babies and is divorced, living off her husbands income still...I made the right choice.
    :S If you knew what she did to her ex, why did you engage in a relationship with her?

    I dunno, I think she wasn't that attached to you to begin with if she just let it go after that. If she was attached to you, she would have made your life a bltch for ignoring her AND THEN breaking up with her until she either got in trouble or had an epiphany. Or perhaps she learned from her past relationships she really shouldn't let it go that far.

    Your method was only successful because she wasn't heavily attached to you yet, and because she wasn't, the distance you implemented did help decrease the attachment. This method could actually backfire on you if you're not careful in the future.

    If it were me, my BF's intentions to purposely ignore me would be the cause of my shitty behavior, unless I wasn't that into him. Of course, being honest is going to hurt and I'm not going to respond merrily, but that should be expected and normal. I'd rather him be prompt than string me along like a bltch.

    The last guy I formed an attachment to, I kinda revealed shitty things about him on a forum we both frequented because he just abruptly stopped communicating with me with no evidence of empathy or apology. It wasn't slander, it was all factual, but it wasn't right and I wish I had controlled my emotions better. We're actually still friends now and play LoL together from time to time. I no longer feel anything for him at all and he doesn't hold what I had done against me.

    Don't ever date me.

    To be fair, I believe most, if not all, people on the planet are capable of extreme reactions if given the proper stimulus. Most people are only exempt from such behavior because they've never been presented the opportunity or haven't experienced the equation that formulates such behavior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    By the time she figured out "oh its over", it was already like we had broken up weeks before. There wasn't much shock, because we had distanced so much.
    You sly boy you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    I still feel awful about it, but now she has like 200 babies and is divorced, living off her husbands income still...
    Wish I could live off someone else's money... OH WAIT - I DO!

    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    The last guy I formed an attachment to, I kinda revealed shitty things about him on a forum we both frequented because he just abruptly stopped communicating with me with no evidence of empathy or apology. It wasn't slander, it was all factual, but it wasn't right and I wish I had controlled my emotions better. We're actually still friends now and play LoL together from time to time. I no longer feel anything for him at all and he doesn't hold what I had done against me.

    Don't ever date me.
    Cool story bro.

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    All at the same time.
    YESS!
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