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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Attempt to riddle her.
    "Hello, foolish kitten," you say (stupidly) bravely.

    She arches an eyebrow - and a claw.

    "What, cat got your tongue?" You laugh maniacally. Your vision is red. Everything is danger. Nothing matters anymore, except this victory. Is this blood lust? Is this cheese lust? You do not know.

    The cat stays its paw. "Very amusing, mouse. Unless you have anything to say, I believe I shall eat you."

    You hold up a muscly paw to stop it. "OH yes, you rotten flea bag scoundrel. I have a RIDDLE for you. If I win the riddling, you must let me go. If I lose, you are allowed to gobble me up." You are running on pure instinct now. Nothing seems real. Everything is happening.

    "Very well, mousey, you have my attention."

    -Use a riddle from the Hobbit
    -Try that riddle by the Sphinx about the dawn or some shit
    -Google a riddle


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    Google riddle
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or asshole."
    -Cingal
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    this game is horrible i would like a refund.
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    Google riddle
    "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?" You ask.

    The cat thinks for a moment.

    "A mouse, as the urine seeps from its dying body, thus making it wets, while its blood dries on the ground."

    You can't really argue with that.

    -Flee!
    -Run away!
    -Listen to her riddle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?" You ask.

    The cat thinks for a moment.

    "A mouse, as the urine seeps from its dying body, thus making it wets, while its blood dries on the ground."

    You can't really argue with that.

    -Flee!
    -Run away!
    -Listen to her riddle.
    Listen to her riddle
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    Duby please why are you doing this you are ruining everything please stop





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    Quote Originally Posted by duby View Post
    Listen to her riddle
    The cat laughs greedily.

    "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the noon, and three legs in the evening?" Slinky asks slyly.

    You breathe a sigh of relief. "Oh that's easy," you say. "A babe in the morning, then an adult in the noontime, and then they're old as **** and need a cane."

    The cat meows, impressed with your intellect.

    -Run run run
    -Oh god I'm going to die
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!


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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyKitten View Post
    Duby please why are you doing this you are ruining everything please stop
    Haha don't worry, every possible choice is designed to slowly ratchet up the fun.

    This game can go into some intriguing directions, including but not limited to, cybernetics, time travels, knightly oaths, space cops, oil barons and more.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Haha don't worry, every possible choice is designed to slowly ratchet up the fun.

    This game can go into some intriguing directions, including but not limited to, cybernetics, time travels, knightly oaths, space cops, oil barons and more.
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or asshole."
    -Cingal
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!
    OK this is getting serious. your life is on the line. and the cheese!

    What kind of riddle this time?
    -Ask Jeeves a riddle
    -Math riddle
    -Seinfeld trivia


    Reading: You Just Don't Understand!: Women and Men in Conversations by Deborah Tannen (50%)
    Last read: A Child Named "It" by Dave Pelzer (NOT BAD), A Dance With Dragons by GRRM (4.5/5), A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin (3.5/5)

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