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    Default MOUSE QUEST Volume 1

    You are a Mouse. You have a hankering for some cheese.

    What do you do?

    -Get some cheese
    -Check inventory
    -Dig through some mouse shit

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    Get some cheese

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    Only one person gets to pick one option, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamilla View Post
    Get some cheese
    You creep out of your mouse hole, cautiously, but still tenaciously. The cat must be asleep. Your whiskers detect no DANGER. You find a wheel of cheese and bite into it greedily. Flecks of cheese make roost in your whiskers.

    -Get fat off of the cheese
    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole
    -You remember that mice actually prefer peanut butter to cheese, and so go off in quest of that

    Only one person gets to pick one option, right?
    First come first serve and/or the one most requested.

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    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyKitten View Post
    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole
    Using your burly mousey muscles (mice have some of the highest muscle strength to weight ratios of any mammal) you orient the mouse wheel and start wheeling it to your mouse hole. Unfortunately, the mouse wheel starts going too fast and careens into the wall where it makes a loud SLAMMING sound. Your mouse whiskers sense DANGER!

    -Forget the cheese! I run to my mouse hole.
    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.
    -I try to salvage what cheese I can and take it back to my mouse hole forthwith.

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    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.
    You stand proud guard at the cheese wheel. Your chest is puffed. Your fur is raised. Your father would be proud, if he hadn't died in a mouse trap. Your whiskers go berzerk sensing DANGER, but you hold fast. Courage!

    You hear the soft footfalls of Slinky, the cat. It's coming around the corner. You steady yourself. You can defend this.

    Slinky shows herself. All sly, elegant, deadly. Her teeth gleam in the flourescent light. Her claws are as long as spears, her dark fur as thick as chainmail. Your blood courses.

    "Hello, mousey," she grins.

    -OK this is dumb. Run back to your hide hole.
    -Launch the wheel of cheese at her as a distraction, and go back for that peanut butter!
    -Attempt to riddle her.

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    Attempt to riddle her.

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    This game sucks I want refund

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    Attempt to riddle her.
    "Hello, foolish kitten," you say (stupidly) bravely.

    She arches an eyebrow - and a claw.

    "What, cat got your tongue?" You laugh maniacally. Your vision is red. Everything is danger. Nothing matters anymore, except this victory. Is this blood lust? Is this cheese lust? You do not know.

    The cat stays its paw. "Very amusing, mouse. Unless you have anything to say, I believe I shall eat you."

    You hold up a muscly paw to stop it. "OH yes, you rotten flea bag scoundrel. I have a RIDDLE for you. If I win the riddling, you must let me go. If I lose, you are allowed to gobble me up." You are running on pure instinct now. Nothing seems real. Everything is happening.

    "Very well, mousey, you have my attention."

    -Use a riddle from the Hobbit
    -Try that riddle by the Sphinx about the dawn or some shit
    -Google a riddle

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    Google riddle
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or *******."
    -Cingal
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    this game is horrible i would like a refund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    Google riddle
    "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?" You ask.

    The cat thinks for a moment.

    "A mouse, as the urine seeps from its dying body, thus making it wets, while its blood dries on the ground."

    You can't really argue with that.

    -Flee!
    -Run away!
    -Listen to her riddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?" You ask.

    The cat thinks for a moment.

    "A mouse, as the urine seeps from its dying body, thus making it wets, while its blood dries on the ground."

    You can't really argue with that.

    -Flee!
    -Run away!
    -Listen to her riddle.
    Listen to her riddle

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    Duby please why are you doing this you are ruining everything please stop

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    Quote Originally Posted by duby View Post
    Listen to her riddle
    The cat laughs greedily.

    "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the noon, and three legs in the evening?" Slinky asks slyly.

    You breathe a sigh of relief. "Oh that's easy," you say. "A babe in the morning, then an adult in the noontime, and then they're old as **** and need a cane."

    The cat meows, impressed with your intellect.

    -Run run run
    -Oh god I'm going to die
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyKitten View Post
    Duby please why are you doing this you are ruining everything please stop
    Haha don't worry, every possible choice is designed to slowly ratchet up the fun.

    This game can go into some intriguing directions, including but not limited to, cybernetics, time travels, knightly oaths, space cops, oil barons and more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Haha don't worry, every possible choice is designed to slowly ratchet up the fun.

    This game can go into some intriguing directions, including but not limited to, cybernetics, time travels, knightly oaths, space cops, oil barons and more.
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or *******."
    -Cingal
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    -Give another riddle. You are determined to win the riddling battle!
    OK this is getting serious. your life is on the line. and the cheese!

    What kind of riddle this time?
    -Ask Jeeves a riddle
    -Math riddle
    -Seinfeld trivia

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    damn Onrpg, get it together!

    -Math riddle

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    i wan play sum mouse quest!!!!!

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