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    Default MOUSE QUEST Volume 1

    You are a Mouse. You have a hankering for some cheese.

    What do you do?

    -Get some cheese
    -Check inventory
    -Dig through some mouse shit


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    To read: American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Hungry Games, by J. K. Rowling, No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
    Last read: A Dance With Dragons by GRRM (4.5/5), A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin (3.5/5), Titus Alone by Mervyn Peake (2.5/5)

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    Get some cheese

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    Only one person gets to pick one option, right?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamilla View Post
    Get some cheese
    You creep out of your mouse hole, cautiously, but still tenaciously. The cat must be asleep. Your whiskers detect no DANGER. You find a wheel of cheese and bite into it greedily. Flecks of cheese make roost in your whiskers.

    -Get fat off of the cheese
    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole
    -You remember that mice actually prefer peanut butter to cheese, and so go off in quest of that

    Only one person gets to pick one option, right?
    First come first serve and/or the one most requested.


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    To read: American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Hungry Games, by J. K. Rowling, No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
    Last read: A Dance With Dragons by GRRM (4.5/5), A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin (3.5/5), Titus Alone by Mervyn Peake (2.5/5)

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    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole





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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyKitten View Post
    -Try to wheel the wheel of cheese back to your mouse hole
    Using your burly mousey muscles (mice have some of the highest muscle strength to weight ratios of any mammal) you orient the mouse wheel and start wheeling it to your mouse hole. Unfortunately, the mouse wheel starts going too fast and careens into the wall where it makes a loud SLAMMING sound. Your mouse whiskers sense DANGER!

    -Forget the cheese! I run to my mouse hole.
    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.
    -I try to salvage what cheese I can and take it back to my mouse hole forthwith.


    Reading: NOTHING
    To read: American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Hungry Games, by J. K. Rowling, No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
    Last read: A Dance With Dragons by GRRM (4.5/5), A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin (3.5/5), Titus Alone by Mervyn Peake (2.5/5)

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    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnOwBunZz View Post
    -This is MY cheese. I race toward it to guard it against whatever danger may come.
    You stand proud guard at the cheese wheel. Your chest is puffed. Your fur is raised. Your father would be proud, if he hadn't died in a mouse trap. Your whiskers go berzerk sensing DANGER, but you hold fast. Courage!

    You hear the soft footfalls of Slinky, the cat. It's coming around the corner. You steady yourself. You can defend this.

    Slinky shows herself. All sly, elegant, deadly. Her teeth gleam in the flourescent light. Her claws are as long as spears, her dark fur as thick as chainmail. Your blood courses.

    "Hello, mousey," she grins.

    -OK this is dumb. Run back to your hide hole.
    -Launch the wheel of cheese at her as a distraction, and go back for that peanut butter!
    -Attempt to riddle her.


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    Attempt to riddle her.

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