Lootius, our lord and savior, weeps. The righteous have strayed into the darkness and in it they found a false god. An evil god. A god of false promises. A god they call RNGesus.
Has Lootius not been kind? Has he not been forgiving?
Has Lootius not shown us generosity and the fairest of judgement?
Has Lootius not given us wealth and prosperity, with loot for all who are worthy?
RNGesus does not give or protect. He only lies and corrupts. RNGesus is but a machine, created by the folly of men, created in the image of the folly of men. He does not give, he only takes. He promises the loot that only our father, Lootius, can provide. But lo, RNGesus only takes. He serves himself and his own, leaving those faithful to him to farm.
Repent, my children! Come back to the path! Lootius forgives all those who confess to their sins! Stray not and worship no false idols, for such is the way to damnation!