The Believers Haven Fallen, Do Not Worship RNGesus, The False God

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    Default The Believers Haven Fallen, Do Not Worship RNGesus, The False God

    Lootius, our lord and savior, weeps. The righteous have strayed into the darkness and in it they found a false god. An evil god. A god of false promises. A god they call RNGesus.


    Has Lootius not been kind? Has he not been forgiving?

    Has Lootius not shown us generosity and the fairest of judgement?

    Has Lootius not given us wealth and prosperity, with loot for all who are worthy?


    RNGesus does not give or protect. He only lies and corrupts. RNGesus is but a machine, created by the folly of men, created in the image of the folly of men. He does not give, he only takes. He promises the loot that only our father, Lootius, can provide. But lo, RNGesus only takes. He serves himself and his own, leaving those faithful to him to farm.


    Repent, my children! Come back to the path! Lootius forgives all those who confess to their sins! Stray not and worship no false idols, for such is the way to damnation!



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    Our Lord in heaven,
    hallowed be your name,
    your Virtual Universe come,
    your will be done,
    on ᴏɴʀᴘɢ as in heaven.
    Give us today our daily loot.
    Forgive us our ᴘᴠᴘ's
    as we forgive those who ᴘᴠᴘ against us.
    Save us from the enemies we must face
    and deliver us from no loot.

    Amen
    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    Has Lootius not given us wealth and prosperity, with loot for all who are worthy?
    Lootius oh beloved one, hear my prayers! I abase myself at thy feet, and worship thy chest. Grant me the wisdom and luck to find ascended and legendaries. Please throw down your favor from ahigh as you fly through the heavens upon thine brilliant white steed:
    ... That moment when you realized that your bath towel is covered in sawdust.

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    wat is this im 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romgor View Post
    wat is this im 12
    im pretty sure they are mocking god
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    Quote Originally Posted by duby View Post
    im pretty sure they are mocking god
    Just because you are an unbeliever doesn't give you the right to make nasty comments. Lootius is the one true God.
    ... That moment when you realized that your bath towel is covered in sawdust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenoca View Post
    Just because you are an unbeliever doesn't give you the right to make nasty comments. Lootius is the one true God.
    you lie! god is the one true god but meh believe what you wanna its not for me to force my beliefs upon you ^^
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    Quote Originally Posted by duby View Post
    you lie! god is the one true god but meh believe what you wanna its not for me to force my beliefs upon you ^^
    Jehovah can not provide you with quest items or new equipment. Only Lootius has such a power. But first you must learn to defeat the mob on your own, for Lootius blesses those that work towards their own salvation.

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