I'm going to be a father.
Estimated September 12.
On purpose? If so, congrats! (thats a legit question, right?)
I'm sure it's awesome to have a little you running around...but good luck with those baby years >_<
Let me know when you need someone to hook you up with a new identity.
Update us when you know if they'll be a boy or girl so we can spam you endlessly with silly names that you wouldn't possibly choose while sane or sober!