I'm going to be a father.
Estimated September 12.
You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men
On purpose? If so, congrats! (thats a legit question, right?)
I'm sure it's awesome to have a little you running around...but good luck with those baby years >_<
Let me know when you need someone to hook you up with a new identity.
Update us when you know if they'll be a boy or girl so we can spam you endlessly with silly names that you wouldn't possibly choose while sane or sober!