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    Quote Originally Posted by Phanein View Post
    okay that answers that now to my next question

    i want a dark elf lady friend where can i find one? and i mean in real life. i know they gotta be real. any one can help me. i dont want any one in dress up i want a real dark elf lady friend
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    Quote Originally Posted by duby View Post
    i want a dark elf lady friend where can i find one? and i mean in real life. i know they gotta be real. any one can help me. i dont want any one in dress up i want a real dark elf lady friend
    Have you tried OkCupid?

    Dark Elf, Smarf Felf. I have a preference for this little Santa's helper:

    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.


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    Greetings...sorry can't help you with the elf lady friend...

    Speaking of elves...I wonder why the first thing that comes to mind is a female elf when the word "elf" is mentioned.

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    dub pls stop derailing my thread or i will have to get the authorities thank u

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    dub pls stop derailing my thread or i will have to get the authorities thank u
    but..but..what about me and you man...i love you
    You hate me? No worries death to all my enemies forgiveness is over. If you hate me so bad come to my house and we can settle it like men. Am i claiming to be a fighter? Nope but im sick of your shit. You bring your boys ill bring mine i can guarantee some one gonna leave in a body bag. Ill shove this pitch fork up ya ass and have you begging for mercy and none will come. As i roast you over the fire laughing at your burning flesh. Im sick of your shit and your threats lets settle this like men

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    I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
    Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
    I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
    Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megahoop
    Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me...


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    Season's Greetings from Home Depot.

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    I've seen it once or twice in business letters but it sounds so very formal that it's ridiculous. :P

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    I read it in this guys voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post


    I read it in this guys voice.


    Hell yes

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