Greetings...sorry can't help you with the elf lady friend...
Speaking of elves...I wonder why the first thing that comes to mind is a female elf when the word "elf" is mentioned.
dub pls stop derailing my thread or i will have to get the authorities thank u
I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar
Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn
I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern
Landed on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megahoop
Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me...
I read it in this guys voice.