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    Default Asian girls want my babies, what do?

    Guys I have a problem. My cellphone currently has like 10+ cute Asian girls between ages 18 - 25 who want my babies. I'm an American living in the Philippines, and I make a freelance income that would be considered poor in the states but is seriously like middle-upper class here. Now, in America I was probably a 6/10 in most girls eyes. I'm a bit short (5'8"), I have a big Italian nose and like no facial hair because of the Spanish genes from my mom's side (damn hairless Spaniards). Not many 8/10 girls in America want a lower-middle class, short, big-nosed average white guy.

    Here, in the Philippines... holy sh*t. They throw themselves at me. Asian girls tend to hate their dark skin, always using whitening creams and carrying umbrellas in the sunlight. Oh and they also hate their cute little noses. Basically, the things most white guys find attractive in Asian girls, they want to change about themselves. So of course, they see my big nose, white skin and lack of a wedding ring and pretty much throw themselves at me.

    My problem is that while I would love to plow every cutie available and colonize the whole country with an army of little Fil-Am babies, it's just not feasible, especially since Filipinas tend to be pretty conservative and are big on romance and love and courtship. Also they tend to have lots of brothers who know how to use a machete.

    This post is long-winded but basically my problem is, how do I find my one true love when I've got an entire country of cuties who want to bear the fruits of my seed? It's like looking at a restaurant menu and trying to pick what to order because everything looks so delicious

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    Some Pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aktillum View Post
    My problem is that while I would love to plow every cutie available and colonize the whole country with an army of little Fil-Am babies,
    I can imagine your eyes sparkling. Fist clenched. Flags waving.

    This post is long-winded but basically my problem is, how do I find my one true love when I've got an entire country of cuties who want to bear the fruits of my seed?
    Such dilemma (/sarcasm). Check their game rankings and pick the highest. That one is probably smarter than the rest. I don't know. You should probably ask someone who is married instead of me. I tend to piss people off without even saying anything.

    EDIT: WOW. Nice photos. Which one is you?

    EDIT(2): Warning: Some countries have a culture where body contact is normal. Guys and girls hug in Bolivia, and even do this double air-kiss thing as a goodbye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenoca View Post
    Check their game rankings and pick the highest. That one is probably smarter than the rest.
    Good idea. Dota 2 is like a national sport here.

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    Philippines. They want to leave.
    I apparently have a couple of illegitimate siblings due to my father's journey there.

    With that said, I advise you to go Genghis Khan on them. Before you leave you want to be sure that in 500 years everyone in that country will have your DNA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aktillum View Post
    Good idea. Dota 2 is like a national sport here.
    ahem, LoL.


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    I don't mean to diss the PH women, but I don't find the puffy cheeks on them (like the Chinese) to be attractive, nor cute. Japanese girls on the other hand... Then I'd be jelly.

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    How much are your living expenses there? o.0
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    Hmm. I say... Vietnamese or Laotian women are the most attractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    How much are your living expenses there? o.0
    Rent = $17/mo
    Food = $50/mo
    Internet = $22/mo
    Electricity = $10/mo

    My rent is so low because I rent a bedroom in a boarding house in a very rural provincial area. If I wanted to rent my own house in a more urban area it'd be about $80/mo, but I love the simple rural life. So my basic necessities total $100/mo.

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    I need to move to the Philippines.

    But honestly I used to Skype a couple chicks from there, I know how the conditions are to where they just want to leave, that's literally the first thought that came to my head when I saw this thread.

    I prefer Vietnamese chicks, which are hard to come by in Minnesota, and then there's Laos ones, but they're super ghetto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aktillum View Post
    Rent = $17/mo
    Food = $50/mo
    Internet = $22/mo
    Electricity = $10/mo

    My rent is so low because I rent a bedroom in a boarding house in a very rural provincial area. If I wanted to rent my own house in a more urban area it'd be about $80/mo, but I love the simple rural life. So my basic necessities total $100/mo.
    That's USD, right? What's the internet like?


    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    I need to move to the Philippines.
    I know. If the internet is decent, I'm seriously considering moving there. I mean holy shit, $100 a month...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    That's USD, right? What's the internet like?
    Yeah that's USD. My internet isn't so bad, I use a mobile broadband USB stick that catches 4G signal from a local tower, maxes out at around 5mbps. There's also ISPs here that offer cable service.

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    I may just speak for myself but more pictures please! Women are optional. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    But honestly I used to Skype a couple chicks from there, I know how the conditions are to where they just want to leave, that's literally the first thought that came to my head when I saw this thread.
    Yeah the life for your average Filipino here is really hard compared to our Western lifestyle. I mean we're talking about people living in bamboo houses with dirt floors, catching rainwater to wash clothes, etc. But if you have an income of like $400+ a month you can live pretty good if you're frugal. If you want to live really good and go clothes shopping and eat out at restaurants like twice a week, you'll want like $600 - $800 a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    I need to move to the Philippines.

    But honestly I used to Skype a couple chicks from there, I know how the conditions are to where they just want to leave, that's literally the first thought that came to my head when I saw this thread.
    I know for a fact that most people that do this came from rural areas or gay, but dont worry there's a lot of gay dudes prettier than girls.


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    I usually go for the one who is there easiest to have conversations with. If you care kinda of just be with someone and laugh about anything, then those are the best people to be around. That's at least a good place to start.I work with a bunch of folk from the Philippines and they are cool as hell. I'd love to at least visit but I wouldn't mind living there. As far as living conditions go, there are plenty of countries you can live in cheap that are nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerM View Post
    I may just speak for myself but more pictures please! Women are optional. lol









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    Quote Originally Posted by Aktillum View Post
    That's not real, right?
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    It's real, and that's a gecko it's eating They're common house spiders here, but their bites aren't poisonous and they're not aggressive. They flee for dear life if you move towards them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider


    Btw I run feeding programs out here for malnourished school children

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    If you think they look cute, you'll think that bunz looks normal with that ugly piece of furry tail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aktillum View Post
    Btw I run feeding programs out here for malnourished school children
    awesome man. I was wondering why you are here.


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    have sex with all of them individually and then take the one who you connected the most with to dinner

    go down on them a lot too, most asian women don't have nice husbands because of social constructs so they always think women need to pleasure them and not the other way around

    u'll be a god m8

    godspeed
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    This thread is offensive, arrogant, and repulsive. Would you appreciate being referred to as just a possible lay to use and be taken advantage of?

    Obviously your true intention was not to actually receive advice, but to brag and boost your own ego, but I'll give you common, logical advice anyway. Choose a girl you're most interested in and date her, like everyone has been doing for hundreds of years.

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