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    Default Surgeon General Warnings

    We've all seen those Surgeon General warnings on products like cigarettes and random things in California that cause cancer.
    They're essential to letting consumers know the risks of products.



    With us being on the verge of appointing a new person to that office there have several new suggestions.

    Here are a couple:

    Surgeon General's Warning: DubStep Is NOT Intended For Use As Music.

    Surgeon General's Warning: Cheap Toilet Paper May Cause Massive Blood Loss.



    What do you think should receive a Surgeon General Warning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerM View Post

    Surgeon General's Warning: Cheap Toilet Paper May Cause Massive Blood Loss.
    This. Tired of people buying cheap toilet paper just because it's like a dollar cheaper than the decent kind. I mean for ****s sake, most people are just going to spend those extra $1-4 on something stupid like a soda, candybar, McDonalds. At least have the decency to treat your ass nicely after you force it to expel your unholy stew of McD's, Soda, Chocolate, Grease, and Potato. I don't often poo away from home, but I'm getting tired of using sandpaper on the rare occasions I do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamilla View Post
    Everything in Loric's sig.
    Yeah, riding a bike without a helmet is pretty dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    This. Tired of people buying cheap toilet paper just because it's like a dollar cheaper than the decent kind. I mean for ****s sake, most people are just going to spend those extra $1-4 on something stupid like a soda, candybar, McDonalds. At least have the decency to treat your ass nicely after you force it to expel your unholy stew of McD's, Soda, Chocolate, Grease, and Potato. I don't often poo away from home, but I'm getting tired of using sandpaper on the rare occasions I do.
    that feel when I sometimes treat myself to wiping my arse with glorious soft baby wipes.

    mmm.

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    Surgeon General's Warning: Your government is brainwashing you.
    Surgeon General's Warning: Continue on smoking your going to die any ways.

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    i get upset when people listen to dubstep or use certain toilet paper. what's wrong with people! grr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
    Yeah, riding a bike without a helmet is pretty dangerous.
    You don't need a helmet if you have safety glasses, they count as protective head ware.

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