oh well ya that'd hurt
oh well ya that'd hurt
what comes around is all around
I clicked this like "I'm gonna say lung capacity" and then it was here.
SO I guess knowledge of obscure 90's nostalgia and sludge metal bands?
real girl bored me
do you guys like young thug? i didn't at first but he's growing on me
I prefer more classical trap music myself.
hey oister have u heard the joke about the basketball player in the space station
no but now i wanna
ok so there was a basketball player in a space station. i mean like currently he was an astronaut but he was really good at basketball in college you know. it's like everyone on the space station is an astronaut so you kind of need something to set you apart right. so like there's like the mom and the dentist and stuff. like in addition to being astronauts you know. so this guy was the basketball player right
anyway so one day the basketball player is like doing some construction inside the space station. like i don't know like building a shelf or something cause sometimes things break and like he was just doing some work i don't know whatever. anyway he was working with a saw and like some wood. i mean it doesn't matter what he was doing the important part is he was sawing wood right
ok so like i don't know exactly what happened next but he sawed off his ear, the basketball player did. maybe he like put his head down cause he was tired but he kept sawing, maybe he was like holding he wood he was sawing right next to his head. i don't know i wasn't there i'm not an astronaut. but like his ear is gone. right
ok so he starts bugging out. like can you blame him you know like if u lost yr ear u'd probably freak out too you know. so he's yelling and stuff. the captain of the ship (space ship not sea ship) walks in and is like hey basketball player why r u screaming
and the basketball player screams my ear is gone you know like my ear man damn
and the captain looks around and bends over and picks up the ear right
and he says is this your ear
and the basketball player says no my ear had a pencil behind it
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Death is beautiful. Death is sweet. For me my sweet death i love thy pale skin. Bring me to a world of peace. Take me to the endless grey mist. Let me talk to the wise tree in the forest. Let me see my long past loved ones. And give me mine wings. Take me to the Maker. O sweet death come for me soon.
I would make a list but I think I did a few years back... And it was not well-received by my girlfriend. And several of my preferences conflicted. It's hard for most girls to be an immortal mermaid centaur with an anime appearance and breasts the size of their head.
How do I turn off signatures while reading?
i am thankful for sex appeal
I like girl and boys who almost look like they can't be real because they are so perfect