Where do socks go? Really? I have around 1,000,000 socks. None of which match.
Is the washing machine and/or dryer eating them? Is some 13yo sneaking in my house at night and stealing them to dispose of evidence?
Having matching socks is so overrated.
Say no to matching socks, down with the fashion industry! Who says argyle and solid can't make a great couple?
I'm guessing a large portion of them end up in the possession of my dog, who has a sock fetish. Other than that, half the time I kick my socks off as I'm falling asleep, so they end up getting mixed in with other junk/under my bed and then forgotten. I find it's much easier to just buy a new pack of socks each month. In a pinch, all the extra socks around my house can come in handy, too. Maybe I can use them as weapons, trade goods, or clothing in the Apocalypse?
I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.