Where Do Socks Go?

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    Where do socks go? Really? I have around 1,000,000 socks. None of which match.
    Is the washing machine and/or dryer eating them? Is some 13yo sneaking in my house at night and stealing them to dispose of evidence?

    It's annoying.

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    Having matching socks is so overrated.

    Say no to matching socks, down with the fashion industry! Who says argyle and solid can't make a great couple?

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    I think socks merge into each other becoming a super sock.


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    I'm guessing a large portion of them end up in the possession of my dog, who has a sock fetish. Other than that, half the time I kick my socks off as I'm falling asleep, so they end up getting mixed in with other junk/under my bed and then forgotten. I find it's much easier to just buy a new pack of socks each month. In a pinch, all the extra socks around my house can come in handy, too. Maybe I can use them as weapons, trade goods, or clothing in the Apocalypse?
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    Oh. The spare socks do have many uses.

    - Tourniquet
    - Flail (combine with pool ball)
    - Emergency Toilet Paper
    - Waxing a Car
    - "Sockman"
    - Small Hobo Sack
    - Cat Mask
    - Absorb Bacon Fat

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    on yr feet

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    I can't believe I take you guys for-granted. Such amusement. I personally believe that after being worn for a while socks transcend their existence on the physical plane and are transmuted into a higher plane. Because God said "I am tired of these **** socks on this **** plane!"
    ... That moment when you realized that your bath towel is covered in sawdust.

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    I didn't wear socks until this year. It was my new years resolution.

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    Why buy socks that dont match?

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