You are stuck in space and there is only 1 Mars Bar left

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    Default You are stuck in space and there is only 1 Mars Bar left

    Ok you are on a space mission to the planet Mars but something has gone terribly wrong and halfway there your spaceship springs a leak and it CANNOT BE FIXED! In about 2 weeks you will all run out of Oxygen——

    On board are 4 astronauts: You, a male buddy astronaut, a female astronaut and 1 dog astronaut. All of you (except the dog) can pilot the ship.

    It is CRISIS TIME! You find the LAST MARS BAR left in the WHOLE SHIP. It is the last Mars Bar. Probably the last one you will ever eat (or see). What do you do? Do you :-
    1) Cut it in quarters and share?
    2) Secretly gobble it up before anyone notices?
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    wat do you do?!
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    Firstly, I don't believe in "unfixable". I believe in "do I have enough time to fix it?" Maybe two weeks isn't enough time, so I start killing off the other crew members, but I know that a dog can survive on low levels of oxygen. This should buy me a lot more time because if 3 humans have two weeks of oxygen left I should have at least three weeks by myself. I then gobble the bar down and prepare to figure out the fix for the hole in my ship. Once that is fixed I will push the corpses of the other members out and say that their was a breach in the part of the ship.

    Also, Queen, you should know that most ships are module. If one part is breached they can detach it and survive in a non-breached part.
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    boom. logic bomb.

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    i let someone else have the mars bar, because i can't stand mars bars. i go and ready the Space Saddle on the Space Brontosaurus and we leave to go find where the Discworld is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by postrook View Post
    i let someone else have the mars bar, because i can't stand mars bars. i go and ready the Space Saddle on the Space Brontosaurus and we leave to go find where the Discworld is.
    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.


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    I'd just plug the leak with my swag.

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    Trick question... No one actually eats mars bars...

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