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    Default You are stuck in space and there is only 1 Mars Bar left

    Ok you are on a space mission to the planet Mars but something has gone terribly wrong and halfway there your spaceship springs a leak and it CANNOT BE FIXED! In about 2 weeks you will all run out of Oxygen

    On board are 4 astronauts: You, a male buddy astronaut, a female astronaut and 1 dog astronaut. All of you (except the dog) can pilot the ship.

    It is CRISIS TIME! You find the LAST MARS BAR left in the WHOLE SHIP. It is the last Mars Bar. Probably the last one you will ever eat (or see). What do you do? Do you :-
    1) Cut it in quarters and share?
    2) Secretly gobble it up before anyone notices?
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    wat do you do?!
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    Firstly, I don't believe in "unfixable". I believe in "do I have enough time to fix it?" Maybe two weeks isn't enough time, so I start killing off the other crew members, but I know that a dog can survive on low levels of oxygen. This should buy me a lot more time because if 3 humans have two weeks of oxygen left I should have at least three weeks by myself. I then gobble the bar down and prepare to figure out the fix for the hole in my ship. Once that is fixed I will push the corpses of the other members out and say that their was a breach in the part of the ship.

    Also, Queen, you should know that most ships are module. If one part is breached they can detach it and survive in a non-breached part.

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    boom. logic bomb.

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    i let someone else have the mars bar, because i can't stand mars bars. i go and ready the Space Saddle on the Space Brontosaurus and we leave to go find where the Discworld is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by postrook View Post
    i let someone else have the mars bar, because i can't stand mars bars. i go and ready the Space Saddle on the Space Brontosaurus and we leave to go find where the Discworld is.

    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.

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    "MARSSSS BARSSS?"


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    Mars bars are gross. I'll just die...

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    Quote Originally Posted by missloopy View Post
    Mars bars are gross. I'll just die...
    My thoughts exactly...


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    feed it to the dog, it dies of chocolate allergies that all dogs inherently have.

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    and then blame Loric.

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    well since we are going to die mine as make it quick.

    i would slit my throat and if there was no knife. would go by other methods. probably let my self out into space and float there for ever and ever with my lifeless corpse. who know what will happen i might be picked up some where from some being and revived.
    Im not crazy you are crazy! Any ways you show me love i will show you love. Cant we just get along and some peace for once

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
    Lily is the ugliest dog on the planet

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    I would put the chocolate bar in a secret safe with a lock that only I knew the combination of, and take over the ship.

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    i've never eaten a mars bar in my life and if i was in space with two weeks to live i would want to only eat familiar foods to comfort me and remind me of home so i would not eat the mars bar at all thank you very much

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    Trick question... No one actually eats mars bars...

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    Quote Originally Posted by not.all.there View Post
    well since we are going to die mine as make it quick.

    i would slit my throat and if there was no knife. would go by other methods. probably let my self out into space and float there for ever and ever with my lifeless corpse. who know what will happen i might be picked up some where from some being and revived.
    do you know what happens to your body in space
    it turns into beef jerky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candyholic View Post
    do you know what happens to your body in space
    it turns into beef jerky
    lies! your body turns into a corpse waiting to be turned into a mush to be eattin by other space dwellers
    Im not crazy you are crazy! Any ways you show me love i will show you love. Cant we just get along and some peace for once

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