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    Default situation #1

    Ok onrpg, a medium sized bird is in your house. It's flying around trying to blast through the window.

    What is your plan? Do you catch it with a net? Do you just hammer it down with a shoe? Do you slowly feed it bird food until it befriends you?

    Not a big dude like a crow or hawk. But not little like a hummingbird or sparrow. Something like a robin or pigeon size.

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    Open all the windows.


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    If I'm living alone, I befriend it and we become bros and watch movies together while he rests on my shoulder, similar to a parrot.

    If not.. ;___; So long my friend, fly free.
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    This has literally happened to me. I kept hearing a "thud" sound and I eventually went to go look I didn't see anything then here flies a bird out of no where.
    It managed to get in my house through a window that was opened briefly but couldn't get back out.
    It got to flying all around the duplex until I scared it down stairs into the corridor where I opened all the Windows and it managed to fly out on its own.

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    Darn. I don't know. Post on forums maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
    Way to go. Now ten more birds just flew in through all your open windows.

    Gotta think this shit through, bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaydude View Post
    Open all the windows.
    Way to go. Now ten more birds just flew in through all your open windows.

    Gotta think this shit through, bro.

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    Open windows, grab broom, swat that asshole out of my house. I don't need birdshit all over all of my (not very)nice things!

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    i'd just move
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    this has happened to me before just change bird into bat. I tried to catch it but ended killing it instead.
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    Oh god you people are horrible lol.


    Anyway, open window/s , at first it might still **** around in the same spot in your house, but soon after it should just fly out the same window it came in.
    Seen many situations like these.

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