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    Default situation #1

    Ok onrpg, a medium sized bird is in your house. It's flying around trying to blast through the window.

    What is your plan? Do you catch it with a net? Do you just hammer it down with a shoe? Do you slowly feed it bird food until it befriends you?

    Not a big dude like a crow or hawk. But not little like a hummingbird or sparrow. Something like a robin or pigeon size.

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    Open all the windows.


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    If I'm living alone, I befriend it and we become bros and watch movies together while he rests on my shoulder, similar to a parrot.

    If not.. ;___; So long my friend, fly free.
    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
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    This has literally happened to me. I kept hearing a "thud" sound and I eventually went to go look I didn't see anything then here flies a bird out of no where.
    It managed to get in my house through a window that was opened briefly but couldn't get back out.
    It got to flying all around the duplex until I scared it down stairs into the corridor where I opened all the Windows and it managed to fly out on its own.

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    Darn. I don't know. Post on forums maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post
    Way to go. Now ten more birds just flew in through all your open windows.

    Gotta think this shit through, bro.
    Loooooooool!
    Last edited by Phenoca; 05-04-2014 at 05:16 AM.

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    Open windows, grab broom, swat that ******* out of my house. I don't need birdshit all over all of my (not very)nice things!

    [19:45] ♥Moloko Lynx♥: Flight sims would even suit you, Riz. You seem to have the sensibilities of an old man.
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    i'd just move

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    this has happened to me before just change bird into bat. I tried to catch it but ended killing it instead.

    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.

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    Oh god you people are horrible lol.


    Anyway, open window/s , at first it might still **** around in the same spot in your house, but soon after it should just fly out the same window it came in.
    Seen many situations like these.

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    Call Nicolas Cage to catch it.

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    i once had a squirrel caught in my chimney for a few hours. could hear it scrabbling around. i managed to open the hatch up in there part way, and it hissed at me. so i opened a nearby door, and then moved about twenty feet away and sat down. took a few minutes, but the squirrel eventually came out, and went straight out the door.

    so yeah, i would try to get the bird out.

    bugs on the other hand, i usually squish.

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    I have a cat that likes to hunt... The bird wouldn't survive for 10 minutes in this house xD

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    I had to catch a chipmunk at work once. He was a bro though. We hand fed him a lot before that so he was easy to catch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HamsterMascot View Post
    I have a cat that likes to hunt... The bird wouldn't survive for 10 minutes in this house xD
    That's actually one of the reasons I quickly tried to catch the bat. My cat was stalking it. I thought if I could get it then it wouldn't die then I killed it by swinging to hard.

    # ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʏ ᴄ ᴀ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ s ᴏ ʀ ᴄ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ʀ s ᴜ ᴘ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ʙ ᴇ ᴄ ᴀ ᴜ s ᴇ ɪ ' ᴍ s ᴏ s ᴛ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ɢ ᴇ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SourChicken View Post
    Call Nicolas Cage to catch it.
    Call Sean Bean to catch it. Take bets on how long he lives.

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