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    Default Top Ten Bible Verses

    http://www.ship-of-fools.com/feature...e_results.html

    Why do they sound so familiar? Oh right! Because thanks to morals and a little something called "political correctness" we have yet more examples of why the Bible is f***ed up. Though I'm sure neo-christians edited these parts out.

    Anyways, these are amusing because it reveals more hypocrisy in Christianity.

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    neat .

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    hi im an atheist i am going to tell you how much i don't believe in religion and laugh at and belittle those who do a bit like those religious people i hate so much a bit ironic really init hi

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    Ya, even the most hardcore atheist who actually has an understanding of Christian theology and how interpreting the bible works will tell you that that article is total BS. The author takes all of these quotes out of context without any examination of what scholars' interpretations of these verses are.

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    wow, this thread is terrible

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    You mean an article on the internet won't undo thousands of years of religious belief? Surely after the millions of Christians read this they will see the error of their ways!

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    follow up content-post: as a non-religious person myself, i can't stand richard dawkinsian atheists like you. richard dawkins is nothing but a bullying, ignorant self-righteous piece of shit who's just as dogamtic and intolerant of others as many of the religious people he loves to hate, and the same goes for his mindless followers

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    Hmm, this gif applies in this thread as well.

    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or ******."
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    I duno.
    I have no respect for religion, because religion is wrong.

    Sometimes there are no "two sides".

    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    Ya, even the most hardcore atheist who actually has an understanding of Christian theology and how interpreting the bible works will tell you that that article is total BS. The author takes all of these quotes out of context without any examination of what scholars' interpretations of these verses are.
    No matter to what length you go to try to save the bible; It is what it is.
    When it gets interpreted literally, it's just horrid.
    When you start to invite people to "interpret it for you"; It gets really interesting.
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    Stay frosty.

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    well i spoke to religion last night and it said it doesn't like you either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loric View Post


    Edit: I'm gonna make this my sig actually.
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or ******."
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    Heck, those aren't even the actual controversial verses that religious nuts use to attack people. :/

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    Would you believe in religion if you were on your deathbed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    Would you believe in religion if you were on your deathbed?
    would you bring a sleeping bag if you went on an all night hot air balloon ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    would you bring a sleeping bag if you went on an all night hot air balloon ride?
    If it was safe, sure. I'd prob go for a blanky though.

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    Does it matter? Attack someones core beliefs and they will run circles defending it. "that's not what it means" " this is not meant to be taken literally, but this is". Only the individual with the beleif can change it, regardless of what you want to throw at them.
    Too much agreement kills a chat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
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    Wonderful!

    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    Would you believe in religion if you were on your deathbed?
    Yes I would Because I'd need the comfort.
    Or if I had someone to comfort me that'd work too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    Would you believe in religion if you were on your deathbed?
    No. Why would I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    If it was safe, sure. I'd prob go for a blanky though.
    it probably gets really cold up there at night. a blanky might not be enough.

    but then again there's a flame keeping the balloon up. that might keep you warm. i dunno.


    you've given me a lot to think about

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    Quote Originally Posted by M1nGs3N4yuk1 View Post
    No. Why would I?
    Well, I meant that question for Phenoca.

    Do you want me to pet you? It seems you really want my attention! /pet

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    it probably gets really cold up there at night. a blanky might not be enough.

    but then again there's a flame keeping the balloon up. that might keep you warm. i dunno.


    you've given me a lot to think about
    Glad I could help.

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