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    So, do you think it would be possible to sue manufacturers of cheap toilet paper for making my butt bleed?
    I'm tired of it. I think a class action lawsuit vs Scott would make all of our bums a bit more comfortable.

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    have you really bled from wiping yr butt

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    Have you never had to use the newspaper grade stuff?

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    just use a sock

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    Just don't use the newspaper grade D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    just use a sock
    Lmao story time. This winter I was having a winter time fire, and we were all pretty drunk in my lawn. For whatever reason nobody could go inside...I really can't remember why. It was me and my best friend and 2 girls we invited. Eventually the girls had to pee of course, and since we couldn't go inside they used our socks. I had double socks because it was winter. So that's 6 socks.

    Come spring time I see my neighbor raking his lawn and theres a pile of gross outdoor toilet paper socks in front of his shed lol. They must have tossed them over the fence each time.

    Now I'm wondering why we couldn't go inside. Must have been wet paint or something.

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    Don't you hate it when your finger rips through the paper? Worst thing ever.

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    Isn't the difference in toilet paper quality only a few dollars? Stop being cheap and use quilted or Charmin you goof

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    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    Isn't the difference in toilet paper quality only a few dollars? Stop being cheap and use quilted or Charmin you goof
    My family has the "BUT IF WE GET THE CHEAP STUFF WE SAVE A DOLLAR! WE GOTTA GET THE CHEAP STUFF!" mentality for some reason. It's pretty retarded that I have to have an argument whenever I want decent quality stuff. Or tell them I'll pay them the one or two dollars back.
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    Oh I have good stuff at home.
    However, I sometimes have to poop on the go or at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by markca View Post
    Don't you hate it when your finger rips through the paper? Worst thing ever.
    that's why you bunch it up instead of folding it. barbaric, but safe

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    folding is just dumb. there's less surface area.

    and also, what the hell, you shouldn't bleed from wipin yr butt you might have a hernia or something going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    folding is just dumb. there's less surface area.

    and also, what the hell, you shouldn't bleed from wipin yr butt you might have a hernia or something going on
    Sadly, a lot of Americans suffer from this issue. It's a combination of poor hygiene (We're great at taking care of our teeth, but suck when it comes to our butts, apparently), to much sitting, and poor food choices. All this combined makes for an alarming rate of inflamed hemroids. A lot of adult Americans live their whole lives with hemroid after hemroid, most of the time going unnoticed (a lot of the time, the bleeding is completely painless and you may only experience minor pain).
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    man, didn't know hemroids were so common.

    what's the best way I can prevent hemroids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    man, didn't know hemroids were so common.

    what's the best way I can prevent hemroids?
    Death.

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    oh...


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    Hemroids plague 7 out 10 adults. Most cases go unnoticed until it's too late...

    Hemroids occur when veins in the anus become infected, leading to swelling and what is commonly referred to as "stinky balloons."
    The leading causes of these swollen butt blimps are poor diet and inactivity. So, there is no known method to actively prevent or remedy their occurrence.

    While that are not noticed automatically, Once a person has hemroids, it is only a matter of time before the symptoms appear and become unbearable.

    People who have full blown hemroids may experience trouble sitting for long periods of time, making late night gaming sessions painful to all but impossible. The person may no longer be able to enjoy spicey foods as the resulting excrement will literally set the person ablaze, leaving nothing but ash.

    Life has no meaning to those who have felt the touch of 'roids.

    The only thing that can be done is to wait for the cool, soothing touch of the Reaper.

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    The leading causes of these swollen butt blimps are poor diet and inactivity. So, there is no known method to actively prevent or remedy their occurrence.
    ... so getting off yr butt and exercising is out of the question.

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