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    So, do you think it would be possible to sue manufacturers of cheap toilet paper for making my butt bleed?
    I'm tired of it. I think a class action lawsuit vs Scott would make all of our bums a bit more comfortable.

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    have you really bled from wiping yr butt

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    Have you never had to use the newspaper grade stuff?

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    just use a sock


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    Just don't use the newspaper grade D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    just use a sock
    Lmao story time. This winter I was having a winter time fire, and we were all pretty drunk in my lawn. For whatever reason nobody could go inside...I really can't remember why. It was me and my best friend and 2 girls we invited. Eventually the girls had to pee of course, and since we couldn't go inside they used our socks. I had double socks because it was winter. So that's 6 socks.

    Come spring time I see my neighbor raking his lawn and theres a pile of gross outdoor toilet paper socks in front of his shed lol. They must have tossed them over the fence each time.

    Now I'm wondering why we couldn't go inside. Must have been wet paint or something.

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    Don't you hate it when your finger rips through the paper? Worst thing ever.

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    Isn't the difference in toilet paper quality only a few dollars? Stop being cheap and use quilted or Charmin you goof
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    Quote Originally Posted by TreyTrey12 View Post
    Isn't the difference in toilet paper quality only a few dollars? Stop being cheap and use quilted or Charmin you goof
    My family has the "BUT IF WE GET THE CHEAP STUFF WE SAVE A DOLLAR! WE GOTTA GET THE CHEAP STUFF!" mentality for some reason. It's pretty retarded that I have to have an argument whenever I want decent quality stuff. Or tell them I'll pay them the one or two dollars back.
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    Oh I have good stuff at home.
    However, I sometimes have to poop on the go or at work.

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