What have you learned by watching television?
Alaska State Troopers has taught me that all Alaskans are alcoholics.
The Wire, Weeds, Breaking Bad: Don't be a drug dealer.
House of Cards taught me that I have to do whatever it takes to reach the top.
Corporations are evil.
That if you work for the police, you'll always catch the bad guy, but if you're a criminal, you won't get caught or killed until you've had a good run.
The Common Sense United Front
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That porn on the internet is way better then the ones on TV (You all think it, I write it.)