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    Default TV. What have you learned?

    What have you learned by watching television?

    Alaska State Troopers has taught me that all Alaskans are alcoholics.

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    House of Cards taught me that I have to do whatever it takes to reach the top.

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    Corporations are evil.

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    i still see no flying cars or light sabers or anything like that ...
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    Pokemon are real.
    "....However, as with all things, you will encounter the odd retard and or ******."
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    That if you work for the police, you'll always catch the bad guy, but if you're a criminal, you won't get caught or killed until you've had a good run.
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    That porn on the internet is way better then the ones on TV :3 (You all think it, I write it.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HamsterMascot View Post
    That porn on the internet is way better then the ones on TV :3 (You all think it, I write it.)
    ahmmm ... back to the 2000s ... when the porn on tv was godly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by poeticas View Post
    ahmmm ... back to the 2000s ... when the porn on tv was godly.
    The only reason it was "godly" was because it was the only thing available. No one had time to wait for a shitty jpeg to take 10 minutes to load back then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    The only reason it was "godly" was because it was the only thing available. No one had time to wait for a shitty jpeg to take 10 minutes to load back then.
    oh the 60kbs cable internet ... kids nowadays will never know what we went trough to download 1gb files
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    Quote Originally Posted by poeticas View Post
    ahmmm ... back to the 2000s ... when the porn on tv was godly.

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    i dont watch tv so ive learned nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by HamsterMascot View Post
    Its mouth looks like a house, and it looks like it's wearing a used diaper that is at full capacity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    Its mouth looks like a house, and it looks like it's wearing a used diaper that is at full capacity.

    how to use the word 'it'

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    I learned that there are far too few portrayals of people of color (not just African) outside of the same type-casting stereotypes. Also, not enough black women rocking natural hair.

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    there are almost no interracial couples ever in movies or tv unless the couple being interracial is part of the plot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSkald View Post
    there are almost no interracial couples ever in movies or tv unless the couple being interracial is part of the plot.
    I think just about every show I watch has interracial couples or has had interracial couples:

    Pretty Little Liars
    Once Upon A Time
    The Vampire Diaries
    The Originals
    True Blood

    Sleepy Hollow has wm and bw main characters, but Ichabod is married to a ww. I don't want to be a bltch and wish her to die off, but I want Ichabod and Abbie to get together. QnQ They have such amazing chemistry. I just get the vibe that sooner or later, they will become romantically involved. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerM View Post
    What have you learned by watching television?

    Alaska State Troopers has taught me that all Alaskans are alcoholics.
    COPs and Jerry Springer has taught met that everyone from the lower 48 are inbred alcoholics.

    Honest answer: don't think I have learned anything useful from TV.
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    Touche.
    My aunt was actually on Springer.

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    I can't believe people actually watched that show. They have been druggies.

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    TV often teaches me whether he is the father or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    I can't believe people actually watched that show. They have been druggies.
    and ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by poeticas View Post
    and ?

    Haven't you heard? Druggies are low-lifes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    Haven't you heard? Druggies are low-lifes.
    Haven't you heard ?

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