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    blues names and mafia names are the same thing, but in reverse. blues names is a nickname for the first name, and a normal name for the last name. mafia names is a normal name for the first name, and a nickname for the last name. for example:

    two-shoes johnson. blues

    johnny two-shoes. mafia


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    give me grant money for more research pls

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    I've sent $0.00000000001 into your research funds. If you want more, you'll need to show us more results by tomorrow.
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    this changes everything


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    You clearly killed Mr. E

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    I'm going to need more substantial evidence that this will save billions of lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuxedoSam View Post
    I'm going to need more substantial evidence that this will save billions of lives.
    how many ppl have the mafia killed?? a lot

    how many ppl have blues guys killed?? a couple maybe

    learning to distinguish between the two is an invaluable resource for humanity so pls money me

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    i met a guy called jonnie two shoes... he was like " dont call me jonnie two shoes "

    i was like " but jonnie you always wear two apparatus upon your feet"

    he was like " yeah but tony i don wonna bea eye-tallyan stereotype"

    i was like " my name aint tony"

    he was like " watch whilst i shoot bullets at you. mozarella! (hes italian)"

    i was like " jonnie stop throwing pasta at me"

    he was like " man i suck at being italian stereotype"

    i was like " lets ferment powerstations"

    and we rainbowed the dawn chorus of institution until the mark

    we never looked back and i became a fulltime racist.
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