I find myself thinking that a lot. Random people do slightly annoying inconvenient things and I automatically issue a mental warrant for their death.
I stopped by a fast food restaurant this week. The lady at the cash window let me set there for like 60 seconds. I could have understood if it was important or she was doing something work related but no she was having a giggly conversation with another employee. Of course rational thought would have suggested patience but with that no where to be found I really wanted her to fall out the f***ing window when she finally reached out to get my cash.
And that's just for minor annoyances. Something a little more severe and your entire family is in trouble. Bump my car door with yours and your entire family gets violated by mountain lions while you're tied up to watch... Note. Cats have spiked ****s.
Too much? Maybe but it makes it a little less annoying.
Anyone else do it?