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    I was just wondering, how much would you have to be paid to assassinate a low profile target?

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    Nothing, because I have no idea how to cover up my tracks efficiently enough to not get caught. Plus I'm not going to kill some guy unless he has a reason to deserve it.
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    Sounds like you got a joboffer, but aren't sure how much to bill the client for the task

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    10,000

    and a pizza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    10,000

    and a pizza.
    It's funny, because this was my original answer. Well, almost. Mine was in dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApocaRUFF View Post
    It's funny, because this was my original answer. Well, almost. Mine was in dollars.
    I guess we've found the average hitman price then.

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    $35.


    Who you want whacked?

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    1. Goto nearest hood
    2. Become acquainted with locals
    3. Give the 'lil homies' 200$, and equipment
    4. ?????
    5. Choose target

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    $25,000 plus hotel expenses.

    Custom orders are extra depending on the method.
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    Travel/hotel/misc costs, pluss 4000 dollars for the job.

    Half of the total pay up front, half after.

    Additional cost of 2000-4000 dollars, if you want to make it look like an accident, depending on the nature of the target.

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