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    katrina approaches a hobo "yo i suck yo dick for weed"
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    Jinja:*sits in shop grinding herbs*

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    name: Margo Lemonhopper
    occupation: sorcerer/astronomer
    age: 36
    race: the one that looks just like a human but with funny ears
    backstory: Margo has been fascinated with the moon and the stars since she was a little girl (elf-girl?). since astronomy is considered devil's work, Margo started learning about sorcery, with the hopes that she could one day use her sorcery to create a magic stairwell to the heavens. she currently works as a sorcery professor at the local community college, and researches celestial stairs in her free time.

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    the hobo tells katrina to piss off.

    "rude", she says, and clocks him over the head with a blackjack.

    *5 copper pieces get*

    "score"

    katrina looks around slyly and sneaks away, then trips over and falls flat on her face in front of a cop, who snorts disgustedly and keeps walking
    I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.


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    as Margo is pouring over her research notes late at night, a passage from one of her many celestial staircase books catches her attention.

    the great sorcerer Charlie Windlesticks III thought he could sorcerer himself a staircase to the moon using a magical stone called the Fabulous Stone. however, he died before he discovered such a stone
    "wait a minute..." Margo muttered. "eureka!" she shrieked, and rushed out of her office.

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    katrina stumbles into the flat that she shares with her half-sister, just as margo is rushing into her office. katrina tilts her head, and shrugs, then heads to the little kitchen.

    moments later, she walks back out and put her face against margo's office door. "HEY SIS, DO WE HAVE ANY INGREDIENTS FOR COOKIES"
    I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.


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    Margo didn't hear her beloved half sister yell about the cookies because she rushed out of her office, and thusly was no longer there. where she was was in the local library, where she was frantically flipping through a geology textbook. she found the page she was looking for, something she recalled reading a few years ago.

    CHAPTER 11: MYTHICAL ROCKS. a mad sorcerer named Charlie Windlesticks III once spent half a century searching for what he called, "the Fabulous Stone", which he believed to be used in some sort of staircase to heaven. no such rock exists.
    "oh..." sighed Margo. "i thought that would be more helpful."

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    margo had forgotten to lock her office door in her haste, and katrina fell through the door whacking her head on the ground for the second time that day.

    "******** ****** this ******ing ******" she said, rubbing her forehead.

    she walked over to her sister's desk, and began selecting herbs at random.

    "this one has a pretty colour. i can't actually read any of these labels, but this is a damn cool looking skull."

    she walked back to the kitchen with a handful of mostly not-greenery
    I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.


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