A dark cave lies before you.

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    Default A dark cave lies before you.

    Standing in front of said cave, you question why you are here. You ponder more fiercely about how you got here in the first place. Glancing about you notice forest in all direction, no sign of a path but, there is a sign post not too far into the woods to the north.
    Looking up you notice it seems to be getting dark, you wonder if grues are a real thing.

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    what do you want me to do?

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    You fall to your knees, looking to the sky and screaming "What do you want me to do?".
    A bird flies off at your exclamation, well that didn't do anything. Looking back to the cave and sign, you stand around shuffling your feet.
    You're pretty sure Grues don't exist.

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    Walk to sign post

    Read sign post

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    thrust hips at sign post
    I hate TALKING. to PEOPLE. about THINGS.


    thx potato

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    press start @ sign post

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    Plodding your way over to the sign you look down at it. Reading said sign, you find the first three words very arousing. Thrusting your hips at the sign's general direction you begin to read aloud in a sexy ass voice.
    "Welcome to the Forest of Love™. A.K.A Your personal hell®. We welcome you to the Forest of Love™ and it's many deadly creatures. Please do not feed the Grue, Troll, or Pixies. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Any loss of wallet, arm, leg or life is not the responsibility of the Forest of Love™."
    -Management.
    Okay, maybe that was too sexy, you also stop pelvic thrusting, your hips hurt now.

    User Kamilla: press start @ sign post
    You're quite sure you have never seen a start of any kind, nor any way to press it.

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    read sign out loud again

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    try to uproot sign
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    sit down and do absolutely nothing except observe yr surroundings for seventeen years

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