onrpg christmas limerick giveaway thread

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there once was a douchebag named skald.
"everybody! gather 'round!" skald called.
if you state yr request
i will try my best
to compose a limerick for y'all.

[Krunkmasta Flex]

I want a limerick explaining e=mc squared.

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there once was a fella named einstein
whose theory came just at the right time
the world went to war
relatively, of course
between science and war there's a fine line